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Let's Dicker!

Let's Dicker!
For Next Friday' Morning Golf
(August 22nd)

NAME YOUR PRICE FOR GOLF  
 
Here is how to play:

1)  Call the shop

2)  Make a lowball offer for
morning golf for you, or your group
(may be made for green fee, cart, range, or any mix/match)

3)  Our staff will counter your offer
(we fire a lot of employees after these horrible negotiations)

4) Negotiate the final cost

5) Pay for your deal



Once the deal is struck...
you must pay for your entire package

We ain't collectin' from your buddies!
We won't fall for that trick, again
 
* * * * *
GLOWBALL
This Friday
(August 15th)

This just in...

Dinner will be steak
(and some other crap)
There are only a couple of spots left
Dinner around 6:30
Golf at Dark

Moo
* * * * *
Saddleback Cart Girls Gone Wild!

If you haven't seen their latest video
CLICK ON THEIR PICTURE
 
fine print:
Dicker Deal must be paid upon successful negotiation.
No exceptions
Refunds will be rainchecks, only!
GOOD LUCK
The cow in this picture is not the one we will be serving for dinner,
but we bet he's related.
The cow is fine with this.
If you aren't... we will give you a salad-like meal,
but we will commit to nothing specific.
Cart Girls Rock!!!
See ya on the links!

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