Free Beer! An Old Turd Sandwich. Dinner, Wine, and 9.

June 19th
Friday Night Couples Night
Season Opener

$79/couple includes:
9-holes of golf & cart
Steak Dinner
Wine Tasting

Registration is now open

Golf at 5:45 (shotgun)
Dinner at 8:00

Click here for the 2015
Couples' Schedule

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What would you say to an
OLD TURD SANDWICH?

"Hello, Old Turd Sandwich!"

Starting this Tuesday
JUNE 2nd
Saddlebacks'
Old Turd Tuesday Deal
NOW INCLUDES A SANDWICH
as a lunch choice
(if you are sick of our dogs)

$37
INCLUDES:
Senior Green Fee
Ancient Cart Fee
Elderly Lunch

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Don't forget our
ANNIVERSARY
Tuesday, June 2nd

Your
SECOND DRAUGHT BEER IS
FREE!
(with proof you got this email)

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TIME WELL SPENT

FINE PRINT:
Congratulations to our newest little Saddlebacker:
Born May 28th around dinner time...
Oliver Madison Flemming
Congrats: (papa) "Super-Rob", (brother) Jackson, and (mama) Anne.

Couples need not be married, dating, nor even like one another
to participate in the Couples' Events.
All we care about is that you have $79 for this first event.

SENIORS:
If you are addicted to the hot dog, you can still have one for lunch.
The sandwich is merely another choice.
We know how our Seniors get when something changes.
It's CHAOS!

We opened the course on June 2, 2001
and we are grateful for your patronage these past 14 years.
Thank you!

See ya on the links!

Comments

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