Video Evidence of Poor Sportsmanship

We had a bet with
THE SUITS
that you didn't care
HOW
the loyalty program works
...just that it does

We lost...
THE SUITS WON
(over 250 of you actually care)

We don't mind so much that they won,
it's their disgusting display of victory that bothers us.

We secretly video taped one of
THE SUITS
actually celebrating their victory.

To witness this disgusting display of poor sportsmanship

CLICK HERE

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On a lighter note...

LESSONS WITH SCOOTER

(P.G.A. NUT)

JUNIOR LESSONS start April 24th (4pm)
ADULT LESSONS start April 25th (9am & 11am)

For more lesson info (rates and times)

CLICK HERE

or give 'His Scoot-ness' a call

970.556.8278 (cell)
303.833.5000 (proshop)

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NEED A DATE NIGHT?

Season Opener
'Couples Golf Night'
Friday, May 3rd
5:30 pm (shotgun)

"THE SWINGERS"
events are couples nights
where golf is social
and always includes
dinner and games

$70
per couple
(all inclusive)
Call now to pay/register

May 3rd dinner will be one of the following:
(let us know if you have a preference)
Prime Rib
T-Bone
RibEye

For a complete SWINGERS event schedule of
Couples Nights 2013

CLICK HERE

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TaylorMade
DEMO DAY

Thursday
April 25th
1-6pm

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Fine Print:
Congratulations to THE SUITS.
That's why they are so popular, they are winners. J.K.
We weren't sure what Scooter was pointing at on his monitor...
It sure looks 'techy' though, huh?
SWINGERS nights are weather dependent.
Cancellation of golf due to inclement weather:
Dinner will be served regardless of weather.
Participants will receive a 9-hole raincheck for green fees and cart.
No refunds for cancellations inside of 48 hours of event.
We probably won't honour your dinner preference
because we are shoppin' meat deals the week of the Swingers opener.
'All inclusive' doesn't include booze.
Seventy bucks wouldn't cover the mixers for some of you.
The course is OPEN! YEEHAW
See ya on the links

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