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WHO CARES

Item 1:
If you played in our
NCAA March Madness bracket
and didn't win...
you probably don't care who won
or what they won.
BUT
Congratulations,
JJRock3Boysteeup




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Item 2:
'The Suits' seem to think
you care about
HOW
our loyalty program works.

The staff asks, WHO CARES?

We have a little wager with 'The Suits'.
If you really 'give a hoot' about the
Nuts and Bolts
of our loyalty program
CLICK HERE

(DON'T CLICK UNTIL YOU HAVE READ THE WARNING BELOW!)

If you could care less
and only know that you
accumulate points towards free stuff
please do nothing!
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Fine Print:
Congrats to JJ.... for the bracket win with an impressive 99.6
(not sure what 99.6 means...%?)
We are trying to figure out your prize.
Probably something out of lost and found.
We will track the number of 'click-thrus' to the loyalty program BS.
It is soooo long winded and boring.
It was written by The Suits and goes on and on and on.
If you have trouble sleeping, we highly recommend it's reading for your insomnia.
If The Suits get 100 click-thrus, we owe them lunch.
Keep in mind, if they get that many of you to look at this long winded crap...
more is on the way.
You've been warned.
Seriously, please don't click-thru!
Not for our sake, but, for your own.
Also, every click-thru makes a puppy cry.
See ya on the links!

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