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Friday Night Date Night


FRIDAY NIGHT COUPLES NIGHT 



(The Swingers)

Kicks off this Friday, May 3rd

Shotgun start at 5:30

T-Bone Dinner  
Immediately after the round

$70
Per Couple
Includes:
green fees, cart, dinner 
 

Register online!

to go to secure online registration
(link available online until Tuesday evening) 
 
* * * * *


Mothers Day
SUNDAY
May 12th
Mom Plays for free
with accompanying paid green fee!

BONUS:
If you don't have any kids yet
but you are pregnant
you play for free, too!

Plus,
if you deliver while playing,
Saddleback will throw in a one-year supply
of diapers!

Cart not included
but
 not mandatory.
T-times available 14 days in advance 
 
A copy of this offer is required to participate
If your friend needs a copy, forward this email to her
It is our underhanded scheme to get her email address, too.
One comp green fee per email address to qualify

* * * * *

ONLY A COUPLE OF WEEKS LEFT
TO SIGN UP FOR THE VHVN TOURNAMENT

ARMED FORCES DAY
TOURNAMENT

May 18th
1:30 shotgun

GREAT CAUSE!


FINE PRINT:
Swingers registration closes on Wednesday.
Online registration ends Tuesday evening. You will have to call the shop.
For the Mothers' Day Special, we require one copy of the offer, per mother.
Also, only one copy per email address.
Duplicate copies of the same email address will not be valid.
If you want a friend to get the offer,
tell them to go to our homepage and signup to get these moronic eblasts.
We will resend the Mother's offer next week, too.
Not because we are efficient... because we are lazy
and love regurgitating the same BS two weeks in a row.
It is a real time saver.
If we question your pregnant-ness, tests may be requested.
If you do deliver your baby on the course
and name him (or her) 'Goober'
We will award you with FREE GOLF FOR LIFE!
See ya on the links!



If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun!
Saddleback Golf Club
8631 Frontier Street
Longmont Firestone, CO  80504
Phone: (303) 833-5000
http://www.saddlebackgolf.com

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