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Tax Day Special

April 15th

Free Range Balls
(if you filed)

Comp Cart
(if you paid over $100 to State or Federal)

* * * * *

FAMILY SPECIAL

$25, per family
(includes carts)
up to 4 players

Only $25 for the whole group
for as many as 9-holes
of GOLF

Must have a junior to qualify for this deal

Add a 5th player for just 5 bucks more
(plus additional cart fee, if required)
6PM nightly
* * * * *

Veterans Helping Veterans Now
&
Knights of Columbus

Two great tournaments coming up!

          

Click on either logo
to get more information.
These tournaments are
open to the public
and both support great causes.
* * * * *
Fineast of printcasticust:
Sorry, I was just watching Harry Potter.
Our last email had a little Freudian Slip...
We said "State OF Federallies"
We meant "State OR Federallies"
Speaking of Freudian Slip,
if you want to hear a great joke,
(inappropriate for print)
call Whitey.
He will share his vulgar joke with you.
The Tax Day Specials require a paid green fee.
You may choose either offer, not both,
because we are jerks about that sort of crap.
Hey, we got bills (taxes) to pay, too.
The Family Special starts at 6pm, nightly.
Up to 9 holes of golf with carts.
These times go quickly, book early (up to 14 days out).
An additional cart fee ($5) will be charged if
a 3rd cart is required for your family group.
See ya on the links!


If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun!
Saddleback Golf Club
8631 Frontier Street
Longmont Firestone, CO  80504
Phone: (303) 833-5000
http://www.saddlebackgolf.com

 

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