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"...to spread sand, or to pound sand? THAT, is the question"

  This just in from our Superintendent... We are not aerifying, this Fall ​ SuperRob is getting some BS from his  SuperBuddies who insist on fall aerifications, but SuperRob does this fancy-schmancy organic-root-plug-tester-thingy that tests for excessive organic matter in the soil and truth-be-told most aerification policies are antiquated ideas from old-timers There... we said it! * * * * * Here is your LL&L registration link * * * * * Cleveland/Srixon fitting date Thursday, Sept 16 11-3 CLICKY HERE TO REGISTER Fine Print: Please send your naughty responses about aerification to this email. You may disagree with our aerification policy, but we honestly don't give 2 turds about that. Our original headline for this e-blast was "...to spread sand or pound sand? THAT is the question?" All we will apologize for is the excessive use of hyphens  The fitting dates/times fill super rapido so don't el hesitato See ya on the links!

4th of July VIP Fireworks show

  Looking for something super-cool  to do  on the 4th? The 4th of July fireworks show for the tri-town area is being launched from our golf course  If you would like to just come by and hang out,  have some food & drinks, or you would like a VIP viewing near the fireworks launch site, we have a couple fun options for your festivities! We will have a 'bbq grill buffet' with burgers, bratwurst, hot dogs, and all the fixins and sides $15 for anyone under 21   $25 for adults 21 and over  Adults (21 and over) may choose one: house wine, well drink,  or a draught beer  If you would like an escorted cart  for a crazy-close viewing of the fireworks show, we will have a limited number of carts available for the escorted VIP viewing CLICK HERE TO REGISTER/PAY VIP viewing carts are available for just   $40/cart   (rider capacity is 3 riders per cart, max) Don't forg...

Free Monday Golf Stuff

  Here are some cool FREEBIES that make Mondays tolerable (no holidays) Free-4th golfer with 3 paid or Free-Junior golfer (with paid adult) or Free-Sleeve of ProV1s (while supplies last) or Free-Upgrade to a GolfBoard*   Must have our coupon from your email Free junior golf with paid adult, only ProV1s, Junior Free,  and Golfboard upgrade are not an option if you choose the Free 4th golfer. Offers may not be combined *GolfBoards are available  by reservation, only (and for Adults 18+)  you gotta have the coupon All offers based on 18-hole riding rates! Coupons expire the month of your dated email  because every month we will have  new Monday Deals... or not Click Here to get Your Coup-On! * * * * * Fine Print: Again, we don't really have any fine  print for ya this week.  It's like the lawyers are on vacation and we too dum to think of loopholes. See ya on the links!

Hey Do-Gooder!

  We have a lot of good things going on at Saddleback  Here are some awesome 'doin-some-good' tourneys/events that are open to all Friday June 11th 7am Registration  8am Shotgun Start Lunch to follow Join the movement to end Multiple Sclerosis! Register here * * * * * KCI Construction Annual Charity Golf Tournament Wednesday, August 18 9am shotgun 7:30 registration  Lunch and awards to follow Register here * * * * * HISPANIC EDUCATION FOUNDATION All proceeds of the tournament fund H ispanic  E ducation  F oundation scholarships for St. Vrain Valley School District graduates   Even if you don't play, you can donate to the foundation    Friday June 4  Player check in-7am Scramble-8am Prize drawings-1pm Many corporate sponsorship levels available For additional questions, please email  hefgolftourney@gmail.com Registration deadline-Friday, May 28 Registration/Info    * * * * * Bloo...

Some peddlings at Saddleback Golf Course

   Old Turd Tuesdays Yes, the Senior Special went up $2 Yes, you can dig up another tin can in your yard to get some more $2 bills  Yes, it is EVERY Tuesday Yes, we took out the prune buffet bar Yes, we have no bananas (if you get that joke... you ARE old)   Yes, we love you goofballs! * * * * * Identify as a woman? have we got a deal for you Women's Wednesdays 18-hole green fee  shared cart & range balls Just $44 * * * * * VoyeurCam   https://www.ipcamlive.com/60107401cc993 If ya wanna see LIVE  course conditions or ya just wanna spy on your buddies * * * * * Did you know we have 5 & 10 Play Passes? Well... we do FAQs: How much do they cost? The 5-play pass is  $320 The 10-play pass is  $580 ​(weekend savings is about $80 and $220, respectively)  When can I use the pass(s)? Any day that ends in 'Y' Can my friend use a punch? NO Does the pass include cart and range? Yes, both! What if I don't want to...

Hoorah, Hooyah, Hooah! Veterans Month starts tomorrow!

  Veteran's Month STARTS TOMORROW! ALL MONTH LONG NOVEMBER 2020 Veteran's Month! 18-hole Green Fee Shared Cart Range  Includes Weekends  Before Noon $40.66 After Noon $35.31 Buddies of Vets just $10 more when playing with a Vet up to 2 weeks in advance * * * * * Entering into Winter... you should know that we have a pretty cool feature on our homepage https://www.saddlebackgolf.com We will have daily updates letting you know if we are open or closed due to the weather  We'll let ya know when we  will be open for play If we are closed, but we know what course(s) are open for play, we will post it on our daily update  It will save you calling around to get your Winter golf on  Yer welcome! Fine Print: The 'book now' rates will, in all likelihood, be listed as a lot higher than this promo.  Don't freak out. You don't pay until check-in. Just show one of our friendly staff (if you are lucky enough to get one) your DD214 (or si...

We ain't high falutin... we are just average falutin

  Ladies' Lunch & Learn NEW updated info from  Paul McQuade YOUTH GOLF OCTOBER (6-10 years old) Learn to Golf Three, one hour sessions  Putting Chipping Full-Swing   Sunday Mornings October 4th, 11th, and 18th      9-10 am     $75   (for 3 session program) Contact Paul to register

Hello Fodder

  The Regular Season  ends tomorrow September 20 BUT... TWO  SPECIAL  CLINICS   WERE JUST ADDED  SATURDAY October 3rd DRIVING FOR DISTANCE   11:30 am (one session) $75 ​(includes lesson and lunch) 3 SATURDAY(S)  Oct 10, 17, and 24 FULL SWING DEVELOPMENT 11:30 am (3-session series)    $195 ​(includes lessons and lunches) contact Paul  to register paulmcquadegolf@gmail.com 970.556.0873  Other stuff with Paul... YOUTH   (6-10 years old) Learn to Golf Parent  observation/interaction is highly encouraged  We provide all the equipment  Three , one hour sessions  Putting Chipping Full-Swing  Sunday Mornings October 4th, 11th, and 18th     9-10 am     $75  (for 3 session program)

We are NOT aerifying the greens this year

  We are  NOT aerifying our greens this Fall We watched a video about it on the inter-webs and it looked hard so we aren't doing it! ​If you find that out that your local course is all  punched up   and you don't want to play there... book a tee time with us! Fine Print: or don't... we don't care See ya on the links!

Wanna throw some money away advertising your business? Have we got the deal for you!

  Wanna throw some money away? (advertising your business) Have we got a deal for you! ​We are now offering a limited number of advertisers the opportunity to annoy golfers  (super phun) Because golfers have to click on the GPS screen to get back to the yardage screen (cause they think knowing the yardage will help)  they will have to click thru your ad In that brief annoying moment YOU HAVE THEIR FULL ATTENTION It's a great time to sell some crap Rates start at just $600 (for one day, plus  up to  364 more days,  for free ) The cart path GPS zone at the driving range is available for just $1,000 We will design your ad  to your specifications or perhaps with our sense of advertising prowess  (we are sort of the voice of 'a people') Your AD is guaranteed to be seen  at least one dozen times,  even if we have to parade an employee past it 12 times Sound too good to be true? Well it is... true Interested? Give us a ...

Week of dealios

Monday ok Monday doesn't have it's own deal, yet We had someone suggest a Monday Single Mingle for single folks to meet other singles Not sure if we want to do this with all that SWIPING RIGHT  you all do... but, who knows? * * * * * Tuesday is OLD TURD day Senior Special Day  ​Just $42   for 18-hole green fee, cart, and range balls * * * * * Wednesday is Women's Wednesdays just $42 for 18-hole green fee, cart and range balls for the ladies THIS WEDNESDAY, ONLY!!! In honor of our 3rd anniversary August 5th 2017 ...any women bringing a husband (he doesn't have to drive the cart) we will give  HIM  the ladies special  at just $42, too this is a true story  by the way!!! * * * * * FAMILY GOLF SPECIAL Any night of the week tee times from 6pm Just $55 for your family  (must have a junior)  FINE PRINT: M...

DOn't be a whanker and get your kid some golf lessons. You too!

Due to popular demand... The Saddleback Golf Course' JUNIOR GOLF CAMP has added some  additional  camper spots Text, call, or email Paul McQuade to reserve your spot 970.556.0873 PaulMcQuadeGolf@gmail.com fine print: You understand that the golf camp includes no actual camping? When the lessons are over, we fully expect to pick up your kid. Kiddos left after their appointed pick up time will be fed a bowl of sugar, and we will send them home with a puppy and a drum set (or equally annoying musical instrument) to take home for the rest of the Summer. 9Dine is super phun unless you are sorta of a whanker. If you are sort of a whanker, please stay home with your  whanky self. See ya on the links!

Family Golf is back

Family Golf is back This is a customer favorite and tee times go pretty fast If you are looking to introduce a junior to the game or you are looking for a less expensive golf outing for the family, this is the dealio for you. You must have someone in your party  under 18 years old $55 per family  includes up to 9-holes of golf You may not be able to finish up to 9-holes, but you can play til the sun goes down. No rain-checks for fewer than 9-holes played We will provide up to 2 carts, per family, if you have 2 adult drivers. We only allow drivers that are at least 18 years old to drive our carts. Even if your junior has their permit or license to drive a car on YOUR insurance, they are not permitted to drive our carts  This Family deal also includes range balls for your group  Family Golf will begin at 6pm, nightly. Tee times before 6pm will be charged at full rack rates ($40/person) We will no longer send Family Golf groups off  'the backside' be...

4th of July and 9&Dine are coming up

VIP VIEWING  fireworks show from the golf course on 4th of July This year's fireworks show is back at Saddleback and we are offering a limited number of reservations for the VIP Viewing from select spots on the golf course If you would like to reserve one escorted cart (viewing only, no food/bev) for viewing for 2 people ($35) click here   If you are looking for something a little  fancier ($75) click here and we will include the VIP cart plus a Dinner For 2 and 2 cocktails We also have a Family Package for 2 adults and 2 kids ($100) click here which includes up to 2 escorted carts, 2 adult meals c 2 cocktails, and 2 kids' meals from the kids' menu c kid' beverages  You may add an additional kid for just $10 more  No additional cart is provided for additional kiddo If you are coming out on the 4th, remember to bring  bug spray flashlights blankets No outside alcohol is ever allowed on our property Ever!...

Mizuno club-fitting, 4th at Firestone, Dum commercial

    club-fitting Thursday ,  June 25th  (11:00 to 4:00) Reserve  your  spot call the shop 303.833.5000 These fitting times are filling fast Don't get shut out * * * * * The 4th of July celebration FIREWORKS SHOW is back at Saddleback for 2020  ​ We are trying to come up with a cool package deal for this and we are thinking about perhaps a golf and VIP viewing package??? The package could include food, too We just aren't sure, yet. We should have something definitive for you in next weeks' email blast  Yeah, you are gonna have to open another one of our dumb emails to get an answer It could be worse... have you ever had to ask us a question over the phone? We are super dum! * * * * * Speaking of dum... remember we just were? We have our latest commercial if you would like to see it Click here or don't... we don't care fine print: You realize the Mizuno club-fitting is from 11am to 4pm and not 11pm to 4am, right? We hav...

We will make it to Summer

Coming This Summer or sooner! Remember when you asked for a Ladies Day Special? (well, you did) Here ya go! Once we get the ALL CLEAR we will kick off our  WOMENs WEDNESDAYs  $42  (all day) Women will receive an 18-hole green fee cart and range balls for a measly  $42 * * * * * Also, later in Summer  (typically in August/September)  we will have our Annual Kiddos' Charity Golf Tournament benefitting a local child that may need a little help with medical bills or whatever the kiddo wants This is a benefit tournament and Saddleback will donate 100% of green fees, cart, and range to the childs' family Also, The Tavern Restaurant at Saddleback will be  donating 100% of the food for this awesome event If you know of a local kiddo who might need a little community' help, give us a buzz Call Alex 'the girl' at 303.833.5000 to nominate your kiddo or go to our DONATION LINK on our website

Covid19 and Golf

We are reaching out regarding the  COVID-19 situation We value the well-being of our customers  and employees and we are taking actions  to best ensure your health & safety  while you are visiting us   Part of our proactive steps include: increasing the frequency of daily cleaning,   cleaning common surface areas like all tables, chairs, door handles, cart steering wheels, counter tops, and other commonly touched surfaces ​ Also, we are separating the dining tables (where feasible) in THE TAVERN to increase recommended 'social-distancing'  We are committed to providing you  with a golfing opportunity and  perhaps allow you a brief diversion  from all the COVID-19 gloom We would like to remind customers,  if you are not feeling up to par,  be decent and please stay home Information is changing rapidly  and so will our ongoing response  to this crazy time in our lives...

97% of statistics are made up

For the voyeur in you... we have a new live camera setup  facing the putting greens and the front range GOLF CAM   https://www.ipcamlive.com/5e601b9c6da3c Sort of phun to watch if you are super bored It is kinda phun to watch people putting and to look at the mountains Every now and again, you even see a chubby little 'dad-bod' walk thru Come to think of it, you will see that more often than you may have thought hmmm * * * * * Our Yamaha fleet  has bluetooth speakers equipped  on every cart*  Just pair up your device  and listen to your  fave entertainment  while you play   Music?  Podcast?  Mood Noises? ​Motivational crap? * * * * * We got jobs! We are hiring seasonal positions for the restaurant and shop If you need some summer work or know of somebody, tell em where to go! ...and then tell em we are hiring APPLICATION FOR HIRE (print it out, fill it out, bring it out) * * * * * Paul's got them-there clubs...