Wanna throw some money away advertising your business? Have we got the deal for you!

Wanna throw some money away?

(advertising your business)

Have we got a deal for you!

We are now offering
a limited number of advertisers
the opportunity to annoy golfers
(super phun)

Because golfers have to
click on the GPS screen
to get back to the yardage screen
(cause they think knowing the yardage will help)
they will have to click thru your ad

In that brief annoying moment
YOU HAVE THEIR FULL ATTENTION

It's a great time to sell some crap

Rates start at just $600
(for one day, plus up to 364 more days, for free)

The cart path GPS zone
at the driving range is available
for just $1,000

We will design your ad
to your specifications
or perhaps
with our sense of
advertising prowess
(we are sort of the voice of 'a people')

Your AD
is guaranteed to be seen
at least one dozen times,
even if we have to parade an employee past it 12 times

Sound too good to be true?
Well it is... true

Interested?
Give us a call
and talk to operators
standing by
(they are prolly just sitting there, actually)

303.833.5000

FINE PRINT:

FYI
Advertising Zones are based on magical fences that we create.
When the golf cart enters these magic zones
a little tv screen in the cart will display the message
we have designed for the golfers to see

MAGIC!

Operators 'sitting-by' will get you in contact with somebody
who can get your ad on the GPS screens
Prolly ROBO

We hope we haven't over-promised
how effective this advertising could be
in our overly fluffy sales pitch

See ya on the links!

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