Mizuno club-fitting, 4th at Firestone, Dum commercial

club-fitting

Thursday, June 25th

(11:00 to 4:00)

Reserve your spot
call the shop
303.833.5000

These fitting times are filling fast
Don't get shut out

* * * * *
The 4th of July celebration
FIREWORKS SHOW
is back at Saddleback for 2020

We are trying to come up with
a cool package deal for this
and we are thinking about perhaps
a golf and VIP viewing package???

The package could include food, too

We just aren't sure, yet.
We should have something definitive for you
in next weeks' email blast

Yeah, you are gonna have to open
another one of our dumb emails
to get an answer

It could be worse...
have you ever had to ask us a question
over the phone?

We are super dum!

* * * * *

Speaking of dum...
remember we just were?

We have our latest commercial
if you would like to see it
Click here or don't... we don't care

fine print:
You realize the Mizuno club-fitting is from 11am to 4pm
and not 11pm to 4am, right?
We have to clarify this for some folks.
Really.
Mainly for our management, but also some of you

The problem with truth-in-advertising (sort of our jam)
is that you realize how incompetent we are.
We seriously have no idea what we will be doing for the 4th celebration package.
Partly due to Corona, not knowing if restaurant is available,
but more cause we can't seem to get a handle on timely things.
There, we said it.
Truth.

If you are already sick of our commercial on the Golf Channel, sorry.
Sort of feels like those personal injury lawyer commercials
that clog up your fave show.
Sorta sorry

See ya on the links!

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