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For the voyeur in you...
we have a new live camera setup 
facing the putting greens
and the front range


GOLF CAM 

https://www.ipcamlive.com/5e601b9c6da3c

Sort of phun to watch
if you are super bored

It is kinda phun to watch
people putting
and to look at the mountains

Every now and again,
you even see a chubby little
'dad-bod' walk thru

Come to think of it,
you will see that more often
than you may have thought
hmmm


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Our Yamaha fleet 
has bluetooth speakers equipped 
on every cart* 




Just pair up your device 
and listen to your 
fave entertainment 
while you play
 
Music? 
Podcast? 
Mood Noises?
​Motivational crap?

* * * * *


We got jobs!

We are hiring seasonal positions
for the restaurant and shop

If you need some summer work
or know of somebody,
tell em where to go!

...and then tell em
we are hiring

APPLICATION FOR HIRE
(print it out, fill it out, bring it out)

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Paul's got them-there clubs



All the newest and best gear is out
for the 2020 season

Paulie can get it for ya!

If you know what you want,
text/call Paul 970.556.0873
and he will meet or beat any price

(at least that's what he's telling us) 



fine print:
*bluetooth speakers not available on push carts,
old wooden pioneer cart, nor your personal cart (you brought).
That would be weird, cool, but weird

Please be respectful of other golfers
when you are listening to your rock and roll 
music
cause not everybody likes it.
They are wrong, but still...
Check with your league about music during competitive events,
cause it may be a no-no

Hiring? Yes, we are!
We had a couple phunny lines for our hiring campaign.
(It was phunny to us, anyways)
"Hiring teenagers cause they already know everything"
(this was our fave, but we don't hire teens under 18, doh!)
"No clue required"
"Not the employee we deserve, but the employee we need"

Paul is getting all the demo stuff in
​and it can be hit with the new range monitors
​Compare your old crap vs. his NEW crap
Yer welcome

With that...
See ya on the links!

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