We are halfway
between you and your friends
if you really think about it
Statistically, that has to be true
for at least a couple of you
Meet your friends halfway
at Saddleback for some golf
or
The Tavern for not some golf
* * * * *
Family golf
Family Golf is back!
For just $45
a family can golf up to 9-holes
with carts
and range balls
The Family Golf Deal is every night*
with tee times starting at 6pm.
Families may book a tee time up to 2 weeks out
tee times fill quickly
Tee times are based on first booked/first to go play
If you book your tee time on the day you play
you will be put at the bottom of the list
This offer is only valid if you have at least
one junior (17, or under) in your group
Up to 2 carts are included in this deal
provided you have at least 2 adult drivers (18, or over)
We won't accept a 16 or 17 year old to drive our carts,
even if they have a drivers license or permit.
That don't count, so don't try to convince us
how mature you are
cause we pretty much invented the
"I am so mature and responsible" game
We DO allow 5-somes to play during the Family Golf Deal
and will only charge
$5 more for your additional juvenile delinquent.
We will charge additional cart fees
if a 3rd cart is required
Additional play (beyond 9-holes)
will incur an additional $45/group charge
The Family Golf Deal is for
UP TO
9-holes.
If you only get 2 or 3 holes in before dark
the price is not prorated
and there are no rainchecks
given for Family Golf Deals.
'You pays yer money & you takes yer chances!'
* * * * *
LADIES LUNCH & LEARN
LADIES LUNCH & LEARN 2018
The next 'L3' is on
Sunday, May 20th
11:30 am
The May 20th clinic will focus on Putting
Other clinics to watch for...
Chipping
Pitch Shots
Bunker Shots
Driver
...and more!
Ladies Lunch & Learn are a
90-Minute
RELAXED clinic
followed by lunch in THE TAVERN
It is only $45
which includes both clinic and lunch
For more information,
CLICK HERE
or
call Paul at 970.556.0873
or
email Paul at PaulMcQuadeGolf@gmail.com
To register, just call the shop at
303.833.5000,
wake somebody up,
and tell them Paul sent you
* * * * *
DATE NIGHT!
Let us feed and entertain the Kiddos
whilst
You enjoy a nice meal in The Tavern
THIS THURSDAY
We will entertain the Kiddos
and we will feed them
FOR FREE
You have to be in The Tavern
while your kids are here cause otherwise it's just weird.
If you decide to leave your kids with us
and go somewhere else for dinner
you can expect your kids to be full of sugary drinks
and carrying their new puppy with them
when you pick them up
Also, you should plan on picking them up
at a Firehouse not-so-near you.
Date Nights begin at 5pm
and end promptly at 7:30
Did we mention that it ends promptly at 7:30?
Well, it does!
* * * * *
Mother's Day Brunch
LAST CALL
It isn't the least you could do...
It's just what you should do, Goober!
Tomorrow
May 13th
Mother's Day Brunch
The Tavern at Saddleback Golf Course
will have our annual
Mother's Day Brunch Buffet
This year we will be featuring
an Omelette station,
prime rib,
and smoked salmon
It is just $38/person (13 and older)
and $13 for children from age 3 to 12
Reservations are not required
but they are highly recommended
especially for groups of more than 4 peeps
Fine Print:
Not sure you can argue the statement that we are in the middle of you and your friends
unless you are next door to one another.
Sure, there are other examples as well and if we know our customers (YOU)
like we think we do, we should be getting your email EXCEPTIONS to our statement.
Why ya gotta be so exact about it?
Sheesh!
It's just a slogan to sell some crap.
Lighten up, would ya?
Sometimes we aren't sure if we are really reading your minds
or just answering the voice in ours.
Wassup STUTZ?
Did you see the word 'whilst' in this eblast?
You rarely see it in modern writings.
Let's work together to bring back the word 'whilst'.
Use it in casual conversation and let's see if we can give it a comeback.
*The Family Golf Deal may be unavailable if we have
a tournament scheduled or other similar event.
It just dawned on me that that is like some serious fine print.
Usually it is just some stupid rambling, but that is a serious restriction to the deal.
That wasn't much phun, was it?
The Tavern has proudly provided 2-star service since 2016.
We are no mathematicians but 2-stars seemed pretty doggone good.
See ya on the links!
between you and your friends
if you really think about it
Statistically, that has to be true
for at least a couple of you
Meet your friends halfway
at Saddleback for some golf
or
The Tavern for not some golf
* * * * *
Family golf
Family Golf is back!
For just $45
a family can golf up to 9-holes
with carts
and range balls
The Family Golf Deal is every night*
with tee times starting at 6pm.
Families may book a tee time up to 2 weeks out
tee times fill quickly
Tee times are based on first booked/first to go play
If you book your tee time on the day you play
you will be put at the bottom of the list
This offer is only valid if you have at least
one junior (17, or under) in your group
Up to 2 carts are included in this deal
provided you have at least 2 adult drivers (18, or over)
We won't accept a 16 or 17 year old to drive our carts,
even if they have a drivers license or permit.
That don't count, so don't try to convince us
how mature you are
cause we pretty much invented the
"I am so mature and responsible" game
We DO allow 5-somes to play during the Family Golf Deal
and will only charge
$5 more for your additional juvenile delinquent.
We will charge additional cart fees
if a 3rd cart is required
Additional play (beyond 9-holes)
will incur an additional $45/group charge
The Family Golf Deal is for
UP TO
9-holes.
If you only get 2 or 3 holes in before dark
the price is not prorated
and there are no rainchecks
given for Family Golf Deals.
'You pays yer money & you takes yer chances!'
* * * * *
LADIES LUNCH & LEARN
LADIES LUNCH & LEARN 2018
The next 'L3' is on
Sunday, May 20th
11:30 am
The May 20th clinic will focus on Putting
Other clinics to watch for...
Chipping
Pitch Shots
Bunker Shots
Driver
...and more!
Ladies Lunch & Learn are a
90-Minute
RELAXED clinic
followed by lunch in THE TAVERN
It is only $45
which includes both clinic and lunch
For more information,
CLICK HERE
or
call Paul at 970.556.0873
or
email Paul at PaulMcQuadeGolf@gmail.com
To register, just call the shop at
303.833.5000,
wake somebody up,
and tell them Paul sent you
* * * * *
DATE NIGHT!
Let us feed and entertain the Kiddos
whilst
You enjoy a nice meal in The Tavern
THIS THURSDAY
We will entertain the Kiddos
and we will feed them
FOR FREE
You have to be in The Tavern
while your kids are here cause otherwise it's just weird.
If you decide to leave your kids with us
and go somewhere else for dinner
you can expect your kids to be full of sugary drinks
and carrying their new puppy with them
when you pick them up
Also, you should plan on picking them up
at a Firehouse not-so-near you.
Date Nights begin at 5pm
and end promptly at 7:30
Did we mention that it ends promptly at 7:30?
Well, it does!
* * * * *
Mother's Day Brunch
LAST CALL
It isn't the least you could do...
It's just what you should do, Goober!
Tomorrow
May 13th
Mother's Day Brunch
The Tavern at Saddleback Golf Course
will have our annual
Mother's Day Brunch Buffet
This year we will be featuring
an Omelette station,
prime rib,
and smoked salmon
It is just $38/person (13 and older)
and $13 for children from age 3 to 12
Reservations are not required
but they are highly recommended
especially for groups of more than 4 peeps
Fine Print:
Not sure you can argue the statement that we are in the middle of you and your friends
unless you are next door to one another.
Sure, there are other examples as well and if we know our customers (YOU)
like we think we do, we should be getting your email EXCEPTIONS to our statement.
Why ya gotta be so exact about it?
Sheesh!
It's just a slogan to sell some crap.
Lighten up, would ya?
Sometimes we aren't sure if we are really reading your minds
or just answering the voice in ours.
Wassup STUTZ?
Did you see the word 'whilst' in this eblast?
You rarely see it in modern writings.
Let's work together to bring back the word 'whilst'.
Use it in casual conversation and let's see if we can give it a comeback.
*The Family Golf Deal may be unavailable if we have
a tournament scheduled or other similar event.
It just dawned on me that that is like some serious fine print.
Usually it is just some stupid rambling, but that is a serious restriction to the deal.
That wasn't much phun, was it?
The Tavern has proudly provided 2-star service since 2016.
We are no mathematicians but 2-stars seemed pretty doggone good.
See ya on the links!
...but don't hold that against them!
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