Hello Darkness My Old Friend

Daylight Saving
March 11th
2am

There are a ton of articles on the inter-webs
that will tell you why the changing of our clocks
is actually super-detrimental to our health
and to our economy.
Look it up... cause it's science

We just made up a lot of that, but still,
it COULD be really bad for us.

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FISH FRYDAY
Lent-Friendly Fridays

We brought back our fish selection
from earlier menus that
everyone apparently loved
Who knew?

We changed to a different fish
and we thought
there was going to be a revolt

The villagers were outside,
torches lit,
ready to do us harm

If you were
'one of those people'
please know we are super dooper sorry
and will never change the fish recipe
never ever never again

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Country Artist
anthony smith

One night only
March 23rd
7PM

$45 includes:
Dinner and show

Tickets available online:
CLICK HERE

Check out his video
"if that ain't country"

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demo days
dates/times subject to change

Saturday April 7th
11:00 am to 4:00 pm
Callaway

Saturday April 14th,
11:00 am to 4:00 pm
Titleist

Saturday April 21st
11:00 am to 4:00 pm
TaylorMade

single slots available in half-hour increments
for people to schedule a specific time
to meet with a rep one-on-one

We will confirm the reps
2 weeks prior to each date for
changes/cancelations/postponements

Watch your emails for updates

'Mens Clubbers' may use shop credit

Fine Print:
A lot of folks are looking forward to the time change
and more 'daylight'.
I, on the other hand, love the darkness.
I love that it is dark around 3 in the afternoon.
I don't like sunrises unless I am seeing them as I go to bed...
but that's just me.
The views and opinions expressed in this stupid newsletter
are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position
of any agency or department of Saddleback Golf and Casino.
No, we do not have a casino
yet

See ya on the links!

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