Who'll Stop the Rain, so we can golf?

Because you need it....
Click on the 45
(a "45" is a term old people use for a vinyl record, Punk!) 
for some music
while you read our email

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We are open
We are soggy
We are grumpy
We are behind on our light bill

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So, you think you want a job at a golf course!



What is wrong with you?

We are hiring shop personnel 
(must be 21 or older)

CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED

If you can't follow that simple instruction...
we will move you directly into management

Benefits: 
No real pay
but we have large novelty bags with $ signs imprinted
that employees are encouraged to play with

Up to 180 hours/week in the Summer
&
1 hour/month between October and May. 

Free golf 
(but you won't take advantage of this because
you will want out of here at your first parole) 

Learn Sweater Folding
You will leave Saddleback's employ
fully confident in the finer arts of
sweater folding and shelf dusting,
not to mention your newly attained skills in
urinal cleanliness
and shop vacuuming with a vacuum that
proudly served in WWII.
Impress your friends at parties
(if you have the energy to attend)
when you wipe their toilet seats clean
without them even asking. 

What are you waiting for?
Click on the link to get started!

Fine Print:
The rain won't last forever.
If we are wrong about that... thanks for all your patronage.
We really are hiring shop staff.
We are looking for social skills, not golf knowledge. Fake it!
If you are personable and a little bit 'mental', you will fit right in.
Hope we haven't oversold it.
It is not as glamorous as we may have led you to believe.
See ya on the links!