YELP US! We had a disgruntled customer who left a nasty review on Yelp. We need your help to counter this mean-spirited review. The customer even referred to Robo as 'sharp as a bowling ball' (we aren't denying that portion) If you like us, please click on the link below and write something nice about us. If you write something nice, we have 2 wonderful gifts for you.1) We will pay for your shoe rental the next time you go bowling. 2) You will be in our drawing for a new bowling ball....but wait, there's more. We will personally respond to every nice comment and reward your response with a golf related gift from: golf balls, to green fees, to ????????? Click here to YELP A BROTHER OUT
Please be nice...to us, and to one another
2nd Annual Hope And Love Fund (H.A.L.F. ) GOLF TOURNAMENT SATURDAY, AUGUST 11TH 2012 Shotgun 8:00am Proceeds go to help support the Fielder family in their fight against Cystic Fibrosis. Register by August 4th
FINE PRINT:
If you don't want to go bowling, we will do something else. We don't know what something else is, but, it's not the same as the other thing. We really will give away a bowling ball to the lucky winner in our contest. We are looking at one of those cool SKELETON balls on ebay. If you don't want a bowling ball, we can do some trade for golf. Robo will buy the ball from you. Don't wait to signup for the HALF tournament. See ya on the links, and in the alleys!
GLOWBALL NIGHT
LAST CALL!
This Friday
Chinese Dinner at 6:38pm (did we really need to tell you it was pm?) Golf at Dark
$70 per couple
If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun! Saddleback Golf Club 8631 Frontier Street Firestone, CO 80504 Phone: (303) 833-5000 http://www.saddlebackgolf.com/ |
If you have 3 friends you could golf for free It's one choice for our Free Fridays deals No Friends? No worries Get the coupon and get a sleeve of ProV1s You already have too many balls? Again, no worries Get the coupon and get a comp lunch or appetizer You're already too fat? Okay, now we can't offer you anything and we are sorry we wasted your lonely, chubby, ball-hoarding time Click Here and we will send your coupon directly to your email Did ya see what we just did? We will trade you some free crap for your email If we already have your email (cause you are reading this) it doesn't matter. Right? Have your friends get their coupon, though They can enjoy these moronic reads or It will annoy them that you made them give up their email for free crap That's what friends are for and the benefit of having friends * * * * * We are in the final leg of the Mesquite trip registration Click here For registration/payment/more info If you have already registered ...
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