April Fools Prank

Do you have what it takes to play the game?

Actually...

All you need is a little money

and a little time

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April Fools' Day is Tuesday

We want you to play a prank
on our staff.

They are supposed to read this crap
but
they don't

Print this email and clip the coupon below.
Bring the coupon into the shop on Tuesday.

It is not really valid
for free green fees and cart, but,
our staff doesn't know that.
The staff code is phoney.
They won't find this code anywhere in our system.

After they fiddle with it long enough,
give them this portion of the prank
and tell them they owe you a draught beer.
This prank should only be good for one
of our staff at a time.
No guarantee there, either.

Who knows,
they may fall for it more than once!

clip here
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Tuesday, April 1st, 2014

COMP GREEN FEE AND CART

Spring into Spring with us!

Staff Code: S1ZCLV$$685?$

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If you have a prank recorded, share it on our facebook
Even if it isn't golf related!

fine print:
Have fun with the April Fool's prank.
We would love it if you had an accomplice record the prank.
We would love to post your recording on the Saddleback facebook page.
Sorry, the prank offer is not available for the Family Pass.
How dumb is: Spring Into Spring With Us
See ya on the links!

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