Tom Cruise Golf Special

Tom Cruise Golf Special
All of November
(actually we will honor this one, anytime) 



$100
green fee, cart, and lynch
Must play with 3 Vets

If you survive...
we will refund $1

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VETS SPECIAL



ALL OF NOVEMBER 2013
$29
green fee, cart, lunch

Buddies of a VET play for just $40
(includes buddy' lunch, too)

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Next Sunday
November 17th
Game of the Season
Broncos vs Chefs



Get your 'golf on' before
the 6:30 kickoff
$54 includes:
green fee, cart,
Santiagos' burrito,
and a draught beer

CLICK HERE FOR GAME DAY COUPON

you gotta have the coupon to get the deal
we don't want every Johnny-come-lately getting
your deal since you go to all the trouble of
reading this crap every week

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The Dutch Auction Calendar
2013
(Tuesdays)

November 12th-30% off
November 19th-40% off
November 26th-50% off
December   3rd-60% off
December 10th-70% off
December 17th-80% off
December 24th-90% off
select merchandise-come see what all is included
clubs, rentals, clothing, headcovers, demos,
wedges, putters, GPS, and more great crap

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FINE PRINT:
Apparantly, Tom Cruise compared his acting
trials and tribulations to that of our Veterans.
Our golf special is tongue-in-cheek and equally deluded.
We will allow a 5-some to play on this special
(must play with 4 VETS)
For the VETS special, just show a copy or your DD214.
A DD215 would be too much to ask for.
Buddies of VETS only requires a VET to vouch for you.
Yeah we know we spelled chiefs/chefs
Chefs is slightly funnier. Sort of like us...slightly funny.
We are not sure if the Dutch Calendar is offensive.
We were shooting for provocative.
Hopefully, you will get into the shop before some other weenie
buys the crud on your wishlist.
Mark your calendars, or don't, we couldn't care less.
The winner of the FACEBOOK
Ignoramus contest is.....
Earl Joan Ammerman
Not because Earl is one.
Earl has won a 2some with carts
valid for the next 2 weeks.
See ya on the links!