Thanksgiving Special, Joke of the Week, and Dutch Auction News

This weeks' Schtuff to be thankful for.... Thanksgiving Day Special we used to call this the "get your butt out of mom's kitchen so she can get the bird done, special" but that was waaaaay too wordy $25per person  (includes cart) 25 bucks for as many holes as you want to play 9-holes, 18-holes, 5 holes, ??? How about 4 players for $100? Don't get all sensitive about us making our employees work on Thanksgiving. We hired an orphan. His dinner at the orphanage isn't until later in the evening after a full day of picking your pockets Golf before your big feast or come work off your own bloated carcass * * * * * JOKE OF THE WEEK! A customer sent us a joke It is a link to the new Health Care Website Click Here Once there, just click on the 'APPLY NOW' button It's pretty cute! * * * * * Thanks-Dutch Auction: 50% off merchandise this Tuesday!!! fine print: For weather updates and course conditions www.saddlebackgolf.com Look for the scrolling news for everything you need to know. Thanksgiving Special is only on Thanksgiving day. The orphan may or may not be there after noonish. Carts may not be available later in the afternoon. We have no idea if he will even be out of jail by then. We take no vocalized stance in the health care debate. We just thought the link was cute and so should you. If you are offended, we couldn't care less because you are wound too tight, anywho. The Dutch Auction includes select merchandise NOT all merchandise. We are contractually bound by some vendors to a defined price. 2013 rentals and demos available NOW for purchase. See ya on the links!