Ignoramuses or Ignorami?

What is the plural of Ignoramus?

We are pretty sure one of our customers
used the wrong 'plural' to describe
our staff as a whole

(our new OSHA approved hard hats)

Ignoramuses or Ignorami?

Cast your vote on our facebook page
and be entered to win a 'random-draw' contest
for some free golf

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Game Day Special
Sunday, November 10th
Broncos

CHARGERS

(2:25 kickoff)

Green Fee, Cart
Breakfast Burrito

and a draw
$54

Click Here For Coupon

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Tuesday, November 5th
THE DUTCH AUCTION
will be at
20% off

(Tuesday, November 12th-30% off)

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VETS MONTH
NOVEMBER

Veterans play for just
$29
Anytime Green fee, cart, lunch

ALL OF NOVEMBER
NOT JUST ONE DAY!

BUDDY OF A VET
$40
if playing with a Vet

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FINE PRINT:
Nobody really called us ignoramussies, but they thought it.
We just needed a reason for a contest.
I guess that really does makes us the most ignoramussiest.
We will randomly draw a winner(s) from total of entries.
You don't even have to be right to win.
The Game Day Special may be used anytime on game day.
We ask that you bring in a copy of the coupon to participate.
The Dutch Auction continues...
Every Tuesday we will take another 10% off
select clubs and merchandise.
On Xmas Eve the discount will reach 90% off.
Some of our vendors do not allow us to discount their products.
If you wish to participate in the VET SPECIAL,
please bring us a copy of your DD214, or similar.
Buddies of a Vet need no documentation,
only the Vet to vouch for you.
We have been tracking Veterans' play
on our Veteran Player tote board.
Army has won the coveted
VETS IN NOVEMBER FLAG
for the past 2 years.
Can they repeat?
See ya on the links!

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