Major Time Suck Pass

Hey Yous Guys,

If you could purchase unlimited golf,
for one low rate,
for 3 months...
would you get anything else done?

Let's find out!

Starting October 1st
3 months of unlimited Green Fees
$200
Add an unlimited Cart
$50, more

Fine Print:
The Time Suck Pass (formerly The Fall Pass) will go on sale sometime this week.
We are not really sure, when.
We just finished the Customer Appreciation Day and we are nursing some pretty major hangovers.
Give us a couple of days.
It will definately be ready for purchase by October 1st, probably.
Before you call us because you can't believe the crazy-low price of this pass...
Yes! It is for all three months, not 'per month'.
Crazy, huh?
Unlimited Cart doesn't mean it will go forever. You have to turn it in when you are done.
We're not sure how we make our light bill every month with crap like this.
Some of the restrictions to this pass are:
1) Daylight hours, only (nice try Glowballers)
2) Starts October 1st, not before (again, nice try)
c) not valid for tournament play (super-nice try there)
4) No whining in November that you didn't get the pass in October (that one really tickles us)
5) Reserved restriction, in case you found a loophole that we hadn't thought of (who's yer Daddy?)
See ya on the links!

If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun!
Saddleback Golf Club
8631 Frontier Street
Longmont Firestone, CO 80504
Phone: (303) 833-5000
http://www.saddlebackgolf.com

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