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SWINGERS

Friday Night Couples' Golf
Season Opener
This Friday (May 4th)
Shotgun start at 5:30
Dinner follows the round
Prime Rib Night
$70, per couple, includes:
Green fees, cart fees, Prime Rib Dinner for 2
You gotta be signed up by Wednesday



FAMILY GOLF DAY
Saturday, May 5thFree BBQ
Contests
Free ice cream 10am-3pm 

Family golf nights
6PM T-TimesBeginning May 1st
Bring a junior to the course
and 4 players can play for only $20 per group(includes carts!)
Offer valid 7 days a week!
You gotta have a junior in your group to qualify
No Junior? $12 to walk/$18 with cart, per person
Fine Print:
Yes, there will be dessert at the Prime Rib SWINGERS night, so stop asking.
Jeepers, we are considering just having a dessert night, cry babies.
Please call the shop if you want to play in this season opener.
Do we need to tell you that the Family Golf Day is FREE!
Actually, the stuff associated with it is free.
Don't make t-times and expect them to be free.
Nice try, though. Remember, we weren't always on this side of the counter.
If you didn't notice: we tightened the restrictions on the family golf at 6pm.
Actually, we didn't...the suits did! Darn Suits!
Because you need a Junior in your group, a young entrepreneur (age 16)
is thinking about renting himself out for a small fee. We will publish rates when we get them.
Please don't hang out at the school in your van. That is wrong, on so many levels.
The caption contest is officially closed.
We will try another one in future mailings.
If you submitted an entry through the survey, you have just won
a comp cart (anytime) on your next round before May 13th.
If you bring someone who didn't particpate, we will comp your WEEKDAY round.
They don't get squat, so don't tell them.
Yes, it's a weekday round. Stop whining.
See ya on the links!

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