Old Turd Tuesday
Senior Golf Dealio
If you are at least
60 years old
this deal is for you
Seniors will get an
18-hole Green Fee
a Shared Cart
and Range Balls
for just $39
on Tuesdays
(all day)
We aren't sure how we
keep the lights on
around this joint
at these
ridiculously low prices
that wasn't an invite for you
to respond
but some of you will
so let's have a contest...
Tell us how we make money
by charging soooo little
on our Senior Day
include in your response:
tell us where you are getting
all those $2 bills
to pay for your golf
and why they smell
like moth balls
tell us why you have
such a love affair with
Matlock
and finally,
tell us
why you hate those kids
on your lawn
Send your entries to
tomalley@saddlebackgolf.com
"Whitey" loves
hearing from you
* * * * *
Joke of the week
cause it's phunny to us!
We sorta stole this joke
Originally it was
'Moose on the way to work'
but we thought it more fitting
with a goose...
cause on occasion
you will see a goose
at a golf course
fine print:
If you are/were offended by the OLD TURD term we use for our special...
you probably aren't our customer and that is ok for you and us.
We really are looking for golfers that we would like to play a round with
and that would include someone who 'gets us'.
We are not normal and that's ok.
You?
Please send comments/complaints
to the above email
See ya on the links!
Senior Golf Dealio
If you are at least
60 years old
this deal is for you
Seniors will get an
18-hole Green Fee
a Shared Cart
and Range Balls
for just $39
on Tuesdays
(all day)
We aren't sure how we
keep the lights on
around this joint
at these
ridiculously low prices
that wasn't an invite for you
to respond
but some of you will
so let's have a contest...
Tell us how we make money
by charging soooo little
on our Senior Day
include in your response:
tell us where you are getting
all those $2 bills
to pay for your golf
and why they smell
like moth balls
tell us why you have
such a love affair with
Matlock
and finally,
tell us
why you hate those kids
on your lawn
Send your entries to
tomalley@saddlebackgolf.com
"Whitey" loves
hearing from you
* * * * *
Joke of the week
cause it's phunny to us!
We sorta stole this joke
Originally it was
'Moose on the way to work'
but we thought it more fitting
with a goose...
cause on occasion
you will see a goose
at a golf course
fine print:
If you are/were offended by the OLD TURD term we use for our special...
you probably aren't our customer and that is ok for you and us.
We really are looking for golfers that we would like to play a round with
and that would include someone who 'gets us'.
We are not normal and that's ok.
You?
Please send comments/complaints
to the above email
See ya on the links!
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