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Old Turd Senior Golf Package

Old Turd Tuesday
Senior Golf Dealio

If you are at least 

60 years old 
this deal is for you

Seniors will get an
18-hole Green Fee
 a Shared Cart
and Range Balls
for just $39
on Tuesdays
(all day)

We aren't sure how we
keep the lights on
around this joint
at these
ridiculously low prices

that wasn't an invite for you
to respond
but some of you will

so let's have a contest...

Tell us how we make money
by charging soooo little
on our Senior Day


include in your response:
 tell us where you are getting
all those $2 bills
to pay for your golf
and why they smell
like moth balls

tell us why you have
such a love affair with
Matlock

and finally,

tell us
why you hate those kids
on your lawn

Send your entries to
tomalley@saddlebackgolf.com

"Whitey" loves
hearing from you


* * * * *

Joke of the week
cause it's phunny to us!



We sorta stole this joke

Originally it was
'Moose on the way to work'
but we thought it more fitting
with a goose...
cause on occasion
you will see a goose
at a golf course  




fine print:
If you are/were offended by the OLD TURD term we use for our special...
you probably aren't our customer and that is ok for you and us.
We really are looking for golfers that we would like to play a round with
and that would include someone who 'gets us'.
We are not normal and that's ok.
You?
Please send comments/complaints
to the above email

​See ya on the links!

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