Golf Joke of the week and some peddlings

Golf Joke
of the week

Man (talking with his wife)
"The Doctor says I can't golf"

Woman
"When did he see you playing?"
ba-dum-tish

In honor of MOM on Mother's Day...

MOM:
We get it now
and
we are so so sorry

Happy Mother's Day!

Free Friday

THE BONUS SPECIAL
for the Friday's in May
May 17, 24, 31

Game Improvement-Lesson Bonus

FREE 4th lesson
with purchase of a 3-lesson series
(30-minute or 1-hour package)

OR

FREE two-person
30-minute putting or chipping lesson
with any Free Friday purchase

This bonus is in addition to your
Free Friday Deal
(click to go)

For example,
you can opt for the free sleeve of ProV1s
as part of your Free Friday Deal
and also add the
GAME IMPROVEMENT LESSON
package to your deal!

Just show your Free Friday receipt
to 'short-game specialist'
Paul McQuade

Then schedule your lessons
for a time that best fits your schedules

CLICK HERE

to see all of our tee times
and pricing
All rates include range!

Fine Print:
Got a joke for us?
Send it and if we use it
you could win some cool cash and prizes.
Actually, that is a lie... there is no cash.
We will (at the least) give you a comp round
or some crap out of the lost & found bin

If you lose your receipt from FF play
and need it for a lesson package with Paul,
we can look it up on the Friday you played.
Don't sweat the little things.
We will help ya out all we can.
Unless you are a wanker.
Don't be a wanker

See ya on the links!

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