Our New Carts
will be here any day now
We scheduled the arrival of our new
Yamaha fleet for
March 15th
cause we doubted they could do it
The 1st update of delivery
was moved to
April Fool's Day,
but we didn't fall for that trick
We are now being told that
they should arrive
on or about April 10th
If you are entered in the
"guess when the carts are coming pool"
and chose first-to-mid April,
you are still in the running.
Good luck to those players
The new carts will have the
Yamatrack GPS system.
Speaking of the GPS system
(remember, we just mentioned it?)
we will be offering
limited advertising opportunities
beginning in the 2019 season
Don't worry, we aren't gonna inundate you
with a ton of popup ads during your round!
If you have any interest in advertising
on our new GPS system
with a ton of annoying popup ads
that will be seen by tens of thousands of golfers,
give Josh Clay a call at
720.877.1814
* * * * *
Health Benefits of Golfing
We like to remind you of this every year...
especially since the New Years' resolution
seems so long ago
According to our friend,
Dr Neil Wolkodoff,
(don't hold that against him)
his research shows that walking 18-holes
can burn 1,442 calories
(which is like 5 Snickers you just earned)
while riding for 18-holes in our new carts
will burn a decent 822 calories
(fewer Snicker rewards, but not too shabby)
The beauty of golf
is that it isn't boring
like other workout regimens
Bring some chubby friends
and support one another
and grab a Snickers at the turn
* * * * *
We are hiring in
THE TAVERN
Start Immediately
Free Golf Privileges
Lousy Pay
Weird Hours
Quarterly Bonuses
We need:
Line/Prep Cook
Bartenders
Sous Chef
Servers
Call Alex 'the girl' O'Malley
and get started today
303.833.5000
* * * * *
Easter Brunch and Egg Hunt
We are hosting our annual
Easter Brunch
on April 21st from 9am-1pm
The Easter Egg Hunt
will be on the driving range at 11am
according to prophecy
The brunch is only
$25 for adults
and
$12 for kids
Reservations are recommended
303.833.5000
Fine Print:
There is no such thing as the
"guess when the carts are coming pool",
but we wish we would have started one
The driving range will not be available to hit warmup balls
on the morning of April 21st
to accommodate the Easter Egg Hunt.
It's for the children you grumpus!
See ya on the links!
will be here any day now
We scheduled the arrival of our new
Yamaha fleet for
March 15th
cause we doubted they could do it
The 1st update of delivery
was moved to
April Fool's Day,
but we didn't fall for that trick
We are now being told that
they should arrive
on or about April 10th
If you are entered in the
"guess when the carts are coming pool"
and chose first-to-mid April,
you are still in the running.
Good luck to those players
The new carts will have the
Yamatrack GPS system.
Speaking of the GPS system
(remember, we just mentioned it?)
we will be offering
limited advertising opportunities
beginning in the 2019 season
Don't worry, we aren't gonna inundate you
with a ton of popup ads during your round!
If you have any interest in advertising
on our new GPS system
with a ton of annoying popup ads
that will be seen by tens of thousands of golfers,
give Josh Clay a call at
720.877.1814
* * * * *
Health Benefits of Golfing
We like to remind you of this every year...
especially since the New Years' resolution
seems so long ago
According to our friend,
Dr Neil Wolkodoff,
(don't hold that against him)
his research shows that walking 18-holes
can burn 1,442 calories
(which is like 5 Snickers you just earned)
while riding for 18-holes in our new carts
will burn a decent 822 calories
(fewer Snicker rewards, but not too shabby)
The beauty of golf
is that it isn't boring
like other workout regimens
Bring some chubby friends
and support one another
and grab a Snickers at the turn
* * * * *
We are hiring in
THE TAVERN
Start Immediately
Free Golf Privileges
Lousy Pay
Weird Hours
Quarterly Bonuses
We need:
Line/Prep Cook
Bartenders
Sous Chef
Servers
Call Alex 'the girl' O'Malley
and get started today
303.833.5000
* * * * *
Easter Brunch and Egg Hunt
We are hosting our annual
Easter Brunch
on April 21st from 9am-1pm
The Easter Egg Hunt
will be on the driving range at 11am
according to prophecy
The brunch is only
$25 for adults
and
$12 for kids
Reservations are recommended
303.833.5000
Fine Print:
There is no such thing as the
"guess when the carts are coming pool",
but we wish we would have started one
The driving range will not be available to hit warmup balls
on the morning of April 21st
to accommodate the Easter Egg Hunt.
It's for the children you grumpus!
See ya on the links!
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