Senior Special is on Tuesdays!
We call ours
'Old Turd Tuesdays'
cause we think it is easier
to weed ya out
before ya come for a visit
and then you get super offended
Those who get it...
are our customer
Senior Tuesdays'
$39
Green Fee, shared cart, range
Also
Larry and Chuck
did a bang up job
on the Wednesday
CoEd Senior League 2018
Even though the league is over
for the year,
we left the link on our website
to give you an idea
what 2019 may look like
Click here
Saddleback even gave the league
the Old Turd Tuesday Deal
for their league pricing
for Wednesdays
That's the bees knees
Do you guys still use that saying?
...cause we just used it to be cool
(groovy?)
with you guys and dolls
Too Much?
Sorry
* * * * *
Too Cute To Cook this Thanksgiving?
We have you covered!
The Tavern will prepare
your Thanksgiving meal
and all you have to do is
warm it up and
serve it to your guests
Choose an oven roasted
or (NEW) smoked turkey
A serving for 8 people is just $100
and for 12 people only $150
All meals include:
mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing,
green beans, sweet potato casserole,
fresh cranberry sauce, dinner rolls,
and a pie (choice of pumpkin or apple)
additional sides and pies are
also available for order
This offer has sold out
EVERY TIME
we offer it
Don't wait or it may be gone
Call 303.833.5000
to order (pay)
and let us know what time
you would like to pick it up on
Wednesday, November 21st
(noon-8pm)
* * * * *
We are just a couple of weeks away
from our annual
VETS MONTH GOLF SPECIAL
NOVEMBER
If you aren't familiar with the Vet Special...
Veterans can play
any day at any time
for just $35
(same as 2017)
That $35 includes:
Green Fee, Shared Cart, and Range Balls
Even better than that is that
Vets can get an even deeper discount
in November for any tee time after noon.
After noon the rate drops to just $30
and includes everything mentioned above.
NOT A VET?
Bring your Vet buddy out
and enjoy a great rate for yourself
at just $10 more
than their great deal.
We will do the math for ya...
Your 'before noon' rate is just $45
for your green fee, cart, and range balls
and only $40 for all that
at an after noon tee time
(playing with a Vet)
Yer welcome!
Vets:
Just show us your DD214
(or similar)
to participate
Thanks, for your service
Fine Print:
When we first started Old Turd Tuesday about 8 years ago
we had a number of nasty-grams from folks (some who didn't even golf here)
who said they would never play here again.
The real beauty of our senior day is that
we had WAAAAYYYY more of you guys come in and proudly announce
that you were an old turd and wanted your special.
We adore you goofballs and we are really glad you 'get it'
cause you are the folks that WE want to golf with.
Not sure if you all remember but we originally offered a 16 oz Metamucil
and an 'all you can eat' prune buffet as part of the package.
That is still one of our favorite jokes.
One last piece of history...
The first month or so of running the Old Turd Tuesday
our daily deposits on those days had more $2 bills than we see in a year
cause you guys were spending all those $2 bills you had squirreled away since the big war
See ya on the links!
...but don't hold that against 'em!
We call ours
'Old Turd Tuesdays'
cause we think it is easier
to weed ya out
before ya come for a visit
and then you get super offended
Those who get it...
are our customer
Senior Tuesdays'
$39
Green Fee, shared cart, range
Also
Larry and Chuck
did a bang up job
on the Wednesday
CoEd Senior League 2018
Even though the league is over
for the year,
we left the link on our website
to give you an idea
what 2019 may look like
Click here
Saddleback even gave the league
the Old Turd Tuesday Deal
for their league pricing
for Wednesdays
That's the bees knees
Do you guys still use that saying?
...cause we just used it to be cool
(groovy?)
with you guys and dolls
Too Much?
Sorry
* * * * *
Too Cute To Cook this Thanksgiving?
We have you covered!
The Tavern will prepare
your Thanksgiving meal
and all you have to do is
warm it up and
serve it to your guests
Choose an oven roasted
or (NEW) smoked turkey
A serving for 8 people is just $100
and for 12 people only $150
All meals include:
mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing,
green beans, sweet potato casserole,
fresh cranberry sauce, dinner rolls,
and a pie (choice of pumpkin or apple)
additional sides and pies are
also available for order
This offer has sold out
EVERY TIME
we offer it
Don't wait or it may be gone
Call 303.833.5000
to order (pay)
and let us know what time
you would like to pick it up on
Wednesday, November 21st
(noon-8pm)
* * * * *
We are just a couple of weeks away
from our annual
VETS MONTH GOLF SPECIAL
NOVEMBER
If you aren't familiar with the Vet Special...
Veterans can play
any day at any time
for just $35
(same as 2017)
That $35 includes:
Green Fee, Shared Cart, and Range Balls
Even better than that is that
Vets can get an even deeper discount
in November for any tee time after noon.
After noon the rate drops to just $30
and includes everything mentioned above.
NOT A VET?
Bring your Vet buddy out
and enjoy a great rate for yourself
at just $10 more
than their great deal.
We will do the math for ya...
Your 'before noon' rate is just $45
for your green fee, cart, and range balls
and only $40 for all that
at an after noon tee time
(playing with a Vet)
Yer welcome!
Vets:
Just show us your DD214
(or similar)
to participate
Thanks, for your service
Fine Print:
When we first started Old Turd Tuesday about 8 years ago
we had a number of nasty-grams from folks (some who didn't even golf here)
who said they would never play here again.
The real beauty of our senior day is that
we had WAAAAYYYY more of you guys come in and proudly announce
that you were an old turd and wanted your special.
We adore you goofballs and we are really glad you 'get it'
cause you are the folks that WE want to golf with.
Not sure if you all remember but we originally offered a 16 oz Metamucil
and an 'all you can eat' prune buffet as part of the package.
That is still one of our favorite jokes.
One last piece of history...
The first month or so of running the Old Turd Tuesday
our daily deposits on those days had more $2 bills than we see in a year
cause you guys were spending all those $2 bills you had squirreled away since the big war
See ya on the links!
...but don't hold that against 'em!
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