This Just In: New toilet paper

I got a text this morning that woke me up about 10:30am

Apparently,
we have had some complaints
that our bathrooms have
toilet paper that is as harsh
as the toilet paper used in
prison bathrooms

SO...

we will be getting some
kinder/gentler toilet paper
for your tender bottoms
going into the new year

It is sort of our way of saying
Merry Christmas!

Look, it ain't Milton, but it's still pretty poetic

* * * * *
Q: How are you supposed to
segway into other stuff that's
going on at Saddleback and The Tavern
after talking about holiday toilet paper?

A: You just ask the question, as to,
'how to' segway into the next topic!

Hopefully, that just worked...

Did you know...

Tuesdays are Street Taco Days
in The Tavern (well it is!)
$1 tacos all day dine-in only

Wednesdays are Prime Rib night
for just $19.95

Fridays are Fish Fry Night

&

STARTING IN JANUARY...
every 2nd Friday of the month
we will feed & entertain your kids
for free
while you enjoy a nice (quiet) date night

WEEKENDS
The Tavern now serves breakfast until 1pm

VOTED
"BEST BREAKFAST IN
THE CARBON VALLEY"

* * * * *
If you were thinking about signing up
for the March Mesquite trip...

time is running out
(less than 1 month to register/pay)
and so are the reserved spots

Get off your tuchus and get signed up!

Click here (or the pic) to register

* * * * *
You seriously have run out of time to shop...

Call us and we will hook you up
and save your butt, again!

Fine Print:
How do you know that our TP is like prison TP?
How many times have you been in the joint?
That is seriously the first opportunity in my life
to use the term 'the joint' and as I wrote it
the voice in my head was Cagney.
James Cagney, not '...& Lacey'

Your street taco choices are:
pork, steak, or chicken.
Mix and match.
No take out
Dine-in only
We hope to cover our losses selling you some brewskis
It's a 'for profit' thing

Prime Rib is served Wednesdays from 4pm-close
or until it is sold out,
whichever comes first

Our Friday Fish Fry is super-tasty unless you hate fish
In that case, there is no pleasing you
Please don't review our FishFriday on social media
knowing that you hate fish
That would be stupid
We aren't saying anyone has...
We just need to set the ground rules

Hope you get everything you wanted for Xmas
From us to you: blah, blah, blah

See ya on the links!

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