Golf in the dark. What could go wrong?

GLOWBALL NIGHT

THIS FRIDAY

golf in the dark

Dinner kicks it off at 7pm
ribs, carnita taco bar,
cole slaw,
house-made ancho potato chips,
brownies for dessert

At about 8:30 we will head out
onto the course

We will be golfing on holes
1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9
avoiding hole #4

Dependent upon course set up
it may be reduced to 6 or 7 holes
for your safety

We encourage decorating your cart
(and yourself )
with glow necklaces and lanterns.
It will keep you a little bit safer
and it is really fun

We occasionally reward
the best decorated cart
with a special prize.
We aren't saying we will,
but we are saying we might

You will want to bring:
flashlights
mosquito spray
friends

We will play in 6-somes
because it is more social
and you need to work on your social skills

Call the shop to pay/register
303.833.5000

* * * * *
Happy Hour

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ViDeO JOkE of THe DaY!

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Need something to do tomorrow?

JUNE 11 GAME: DIVORCE COURT
(MODIFIED ALTERNATE SHOT)

FINE PRINT:
Don't ask for substitutions for GlowBall Dinner cause
we ain't providing no substitutions.
Like your mom would tell you,
"eat what you're served or go to bed hungry!"
Think of us as like your mother.
Additional glow balls will be available for sale.
Ball sales are final

The NEW Happy Hour is sooo new
that our staff may not even be aware of it.
Just tell them about it and tell them there
are posters in the hallway that prove your
right to an awesome happy hour deal.
There is no $2 off a $2 Coors original draught
cause that would be free beer and that is illegal

Thanks to Steve Pinsky for the Joke of the day

There are still a couple of spots open for the Nine & Dine
Fun social event with your better half

See ya on the links!

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