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Dutch Auction

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When these greens have snow on them...

we hope to be in Nevada golfing!

It is not too late to get loyalty rewards applicable to the Mesquite trip

Now is some of the best golfing of the year

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Party Plans?
Call Jenelle for your booking!
303.828.8909

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Funny Story
from one of our customers
(Judy)

Judy is a FootGolfer

She read our "free relief" posters
allowing golfers relief from small staked trees.

She thought it meant that you could pee there!

(we told her that was exactly what it meant ... shhh!)

Fine Print:
We will be setting up the sales rack by October 29th for the Dutch Auction.

The Kiddos of the Pine Ridge Nation will benefit a ton
from your generous donations of really nice golf equipment.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!

The November Vet' Special will kick off on November 1st.
The particulars should be in next week's email...
should be.

We are getting package prices for the Annual Mesquite Trip.
We will be rewarding your frequent play at Sadleback in 2015 for pricing.
The more you play(ed), the better the package price.
It's not too late to get the best deal for the trip.

See ya on the links!

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