What Do You Do When Your Greens Are Perfect?

What Do You Do
When Your Greens Are Perfect?

October 5th-9th
Here is your deal!
18-hole Green Fee
Cart
Lunch
$42

This just in from our Superintendent
Rob "Treehugger" Flemming

"... I think it is a synergy of fewest inputs
with the most agronomical benefit..."
(because we use teeny-tiny tines, not like your grandpa used)

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Video of the week
Golf Rules For The Rest Of Us!
(just for Phun... click the pic to see the youtube vid)

inside the leather... GIMME!

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Unlimited golf
Oct. 1st-Dec. 31st
$300
Jan 1th-Mar 31th
$300
(add cart for just $75 more/pass)

save $25 if you buy both on the same day

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Jeff & Ryan Edson
Moustache Week

Reward:
free beer just for wearing this stupid moustache
when they checked in
(we think it is one of ours)

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We are booking Holiday Parties

Contact our Event Planner
Jenelle Kiefer
NOW!
(or don't, we don't care)

303.833.5000 (proshop)
Jenellekiefer77@aol.com

"Don't come crying to me
if the date you wanted is already booked
cause you were twiddlin' yer thumbs"

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Fine Print:
We challenged SuperRob (Treehugger) to use SYNERGY in a sentence.
He nailed it!
Seriously, the small needle tine and wide spacing we use in our aerification process
is not going to be noticed by weeks' end.
It is not like other courses that actually ruin their greens for the rest of the year.
Besides (and more seriously) we have seen your putting skills
and an aerified green ain't gonna hurt you at all.
We will still have Old Turd Tuesdays at your regularly discounted rate.

If you want to send us a link to a phunny video or joke,
just reply to this moronic email.
We always read and usually respond to your emails.
(once our medication sort of tapers off)

If you buy both passes after January 1st you could still save $25,
but that would be a dumb move.

Congrats to our buddy (and our club CHAMP!), Rob Clever.
We were remiss last weekend in not mentioning his 2nd place finish
in the CGA Mid-Am qualifier. Way to go Rob!

See ya on the links!

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