No Aerified Greens

NO AERIFIED GREENS!

We haven't even decided
if we will aerify this year.

Maybe in October...
cause who cares in October?

Call the shop for tee times
303.833.5000

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We have expanded our
High Noon Special
to include weekends!

What's the High Noon Special?
Thanks, for asking...

YES,
It is now available weekends!

Offer may end when management returns
from vacation

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Unlimited golf just $300
($100/month)
with cart $375
(more than $100/month, but we aren't that good at math)

FORMERLY
THE TIMESUCK PASS

Purchase both passes
(same day)
save $25

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Short story:

Jason had a lady come in for a job interview.
He asked what her biggest flaw was.
She told him that it was her honesty.
Jason told her he didn't think that was really a flaw.
She told him she didn't give a s%$* what he thought...

She starts on Tuesday!

Fine Print:

Even if we aerify the greens, we always use a small tine punch
(not the finger-sized holes)
that is less destructive to our sweet greens.

Pay no attention to the poster we made for the High Noon Special
that says it is only offered on weekdays...
really, we will honour it on the weekends, too.

The Fall and Spring Pass are for Oct-Dec and Jan-March, respectively.
They are sold seperately like batteries for toys
and other stuff you shove batteries in. [insert your own joke]
The Fall Pass is for unlimited golf for 3 months (Oct 1st-December 31st).
The Spring Pass is same as the Fall Pass except for when it is valid, doh (Jan 1st-March 31th)
The beauty of the pass is that you can play as many holes as your time will allow.
If you only have about an hour, you can play four or five holes.
If you have all day... play all day.
Includes weekends, anytime.

See ya on the links!

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