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 Everyone should enjoy this silly game we love regardless of inherent skill or ability Adapt the game to you... for a lifetime of phun! Sommer' Lessons have begun! (not a misspelling of Summer) * * * * * Now would be a great time to re-post our frost delay program  Never before have you been rewarded when Mother Nature messes with your tee time * * * * * Joke of the week: (From PK Dearmon) Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 at Saddleback." Saddleback' Superintendent: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth." If you have a joke for us... send it to ROBO by simply responding to this email If we use it we might give you some free crap! * * * * * In case you haven't heard... 
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range balls coming soon Practice with the best... even if you ain't! Thanks to our sponsors   
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DID YOU KNOW? Our best 18-hole tee time packages can be found online .jpg)
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then Click on the "Book A Tee Time" button You can shop by time or price! (all in the comfort of your undies) Hint: Avoid the PRIME times for the most humungustest of deals fine print: we really didn't misspell Summer. Our PGA guy's last name is Sommers. Perhaps he misspells it. Adapting the game of golf is easy if you get rid of some antiquated rules. It doesn't matter how you get there....just get there! Adaptive golf is available at all levels. Contact Scooter Sommers for more info 303.833.5000 We will let you know when the ProV1 range balls arrive. Holy cow is this gonna be cool! See ya on the links |
Old Turd Tuesdays Yes, the Senior Special went up $2 Yes, you can dig up another tin can in your yard to get some more $2 bills Yes, it is EVERY Tuesday Yes, we took out the prune buffet bar Yes, we have no bananas (if you get that joke... you ARE old) Yes, we love you goofballs! * * * * * Identify as a woman? have we got a deal for you Women's Wednesdays 18-hole green fee shared cart & range balls Just $44 * * * * * VoyeurCam https://www.ipcamlive.com/60107401cc993 If ya wanna see LIVE course conditions or ya just wanna spy on your buddies * * * * * Did you know we have 5 & 10 Play Passes? Well... we do FAQs: How much do they cost? The 5-play pass is $320 The 10-play pass is $580 ​(weekend savings is about $80 and $220, respectively) When can I use the pass(s)? Any day that ends in 'Y' Can my friend use a punch? NO Does the pass include cart and range? Yes, both! What if I don't want to...
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