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Get out and play!



Get out and play


Everyone should enjoy this silly game we love
regardless of inherent skill or ability

Adapt the game to you...  for a lifetime of phun!
Sommer' Lessons have begun!
(not a misspelling of Summer)

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Now would be a great time to
re-post our frost delay program




Never before
have you been rewarded when
Mother Nature messes with your tee time


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Joke of the week:
(From PK Dearmon)

Golfer:
"I'd move heaven and earth
to break 100 at Saddleback."


Saddleback' Superintendent:
"Try heaven;
you've already moved
most of the earth."


If you have a joke for us...
send it to ROBO by simply responding to this email
If we use it we might give you some free crap!


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In case you haven't heard...

ProV1

range balls 

coming soon


Practice with the best...
even if you ain't!

Thanks to our sponsors

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DID YOU KNOW?
Our best 18-hole tee time packages
can be found online


 
Click on the pic to go to our homepage
then
Click on the "Book A Tee Time" button
You can shop by time or price!
(all in the comfort of your undies)

Hint: Avoid the PRIME times for the most humungustest of deals


fine print:
we really didn't misspell Summer.
Our PGA guy's last name is Sommers.
Perhaps he misspells it.
Adapting the game of golf is easy if you get rid of some antiquated rules.
It doesn't matter how you get there....just get there!
Adaptive golf is available at all levels.
Contact Scooter Sommers for more info 303.833.5000
We will let you know when the ProV1 range balls arrive.
Holy cow is this gonna be cool!
See ya on the links 

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