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 Everyone should enjoy this silly game we love regardless of inherent skill or ability Adapt the game to you... for a lifetime of phun! Sommer' Lessons have begun! (not a misspelling of Summer) * * * * * Now would be a great time to re-post our frost delay program  Never before have you been rewarded when Mother Nature messes with your tee time * * * * * Joke of the week: (From PK Dearmon) Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 at Saddleback." Saddleback' Superintendent: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth." If you have a joke for us... send it to ROBO by simply responding to this email If we use it we might give you some free crap! * * * * * In case you haven't heard... 
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range balls coming soon Practice with the best... even if you ain't! Thanks to our sponsors   
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DID YOU KNOW? Our best 18-hole tee time packages can be found online .jpg)
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then Click on the "Book A Tee Time" button You can shop by time or price! (all in the comfort of your undies) Hint: Avoid the PRIME times for the most humungustest of deals fine print: we really didn't misspell Summer. Our PGA guy's last name is Sommers. Perhaps he misspells it. Adapting the game of golf is easy if you get rid of some antiquated rules. It doesn't matter how you get there....just get there! Adaptive golf is available at all levels. Contact Scooter Sommers for more info 303.833.5000 We will let you know when the ProV1 range balls arrive. Holy cow is this gonna be cool! See ya on the links |
If you have 3 friends you could golf for free It's one choice for our Free Fridays deals No Friends? No worries Get the coupon and get a sleeve of ProV1s You already have too many balls? Again, no worries Get the coupon and get a comp lunch or appetizer You're already too fat? Okay, now we can't offer you anything and we are sorry we wasted your lonely, chubby, ball-hoarding time Click Here and we will send your coupon directly to your email Did ya see what we just did? We will trade you some free crap for your email If we already have your email (cause you are reading this) it doesn't matter. Right? Have your friends get their coupon, though They can enjoy these moronic reads or It will annoy them that you made them give up their email for free crap That's what friends are for and the benefit of having friends * * * * * We are in the final leg of the Mesquite trip registration Click here For registration/payment/more info If you have already registered ...
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