Can't take my eyes off you!

Can't Take My Eyes Off You
(GOLFBALL)

1) Keep your head down

2) Light grip pressure
(like you are holding a live bird)

3) Book a tee time

www.saddlebackgolf.com

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Lesson package
DEALS of the week...
only a couple of spots remaining
Call Scooter for times and pricing
970.556.8278

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Golf:
time well spent!

Hey, Dad!

Don't waste this opportunity

Teach her this silly game you love

You will cherish these moments
with her and her children

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DID YOU KNOW?

There is a great health payoff
when you play golf

Check this out!!!

If you carry your clubs
the added weight or resistance
will give you round
a huge calorie-burning boost.
An average-sized man
walking and carrying his clubs
18 holes will burn
1,442 calories

If you use a PULL CART
you will realize similar benefits
in the number of calories you burn.
18 holes will burn
1,436 calories

If you take a RIDING CART
Your caloric burn will take a dip,
but the results are still significant
18 holes will burn
822 calories

If you did nothing else...
no need to change your eating habits
and played golf with a cart
(only once/week)
you could trim off 10 pounds

Wanna lose 20?
Play 2 rounds/week

Fine Print:
Were you or are you singing (or humming) the song
'Can't Take My Eyes Off You'?
If yes, you are not alone.
If no, it's a song your parents know!
Have them sing a few bars for you.
It's like heaven to touch, I want to hold you soooo much...
Scooter only had 4 spots left for this week's lesson program
when we wrote this crap...
hopefully you get a spot before they are gone.
Dads: TEACH YOUR DAUGHTERS THIS GAME!
You will not regret that decision until she
starts gambling with you and she wins all the bets!
If you are a little husky and love being a little husky... Bravo!
We are not pushing a skinny agenda on you,
but we realize that some folks are struggling with body issues,
can't find a phun workout routine,
and would just like to lose a couple of L.B.s
We applaud/support those efforts with this information.
It is a tough row to hoe.
We didn't just make this caloric stuff up to sell some golf,
we actually read (yeah, a couple of us can read)
Dr Wolkodoff' caloric study specific to the game of golf.
With that...
See ya on the links!

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