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ANIMAL TESTING and the golf industry

ANIMAL TESTING
AND THE GOLF INDUSTRY

THEY COULDN'T HIT IT EITHER!

CONTEST:
name the brand of club in the pic
and win some free crap from
Saddleback

To play:
enter your answer on our FaceBook page

Saddleback Facebook
(click)

if we have more than one entry
we will give away multiple prizes
or maybe one really good one
from a random draw

Do you ever get the idea
we have no idea where this crap is going?
(us too)


* * * * *
 
Buy Some Clubs
 For Cheap

Get Some Golf
For Free

We still have quite a few
golf clubs remaining
that include comp rounds
with club purchase

Visit our shop for great deals!
(or don't...we don't care) 

* * * * *

FUGLY
Holiday Sweater Month
Christmas, Hanukkah, Festivus
If you've the stones to wear it in public...
we will reward your brassiness
with a comp beverage after your round

We have already had a number of participants
that didn't even know we had a promotion running

fine print:
if you were mistakenly brought to our website under false pretenses
(thinking you were going to champion the animal testing revolt)
GOOD...our stupid plan worked.
If you are familiar with our antics and clicked through anyway...
welcome back, you sick puppy!
We try to get royalty free pics that we put on our web crap,
but sometimes we find a gem that we can't seem to pass up.
If you are the guy in the sweet xmas sweater,
or you know the guy...
give us a jingle cause he just won free golf for a year
(and you gotta promise not to sue for royalties)
See ya on the links!

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