A Dyslexic Golfer Walks Into A Bra

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18-hole Golf Packages

Green Fee & Cart
(now through January 2015)

Time	Weekday	Weekend
7:00-8:00 am	$26	$29
8:01-9:00 am	$46	$53
9:01-11:00 am	$50	$57
11:01-11:59 am	$46	$53
Noon-close	$26	$29

To book a tee time
or check rates...
CLICK HERE

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Contest:
Final Week

Tell us the brand of golf club
this dog is hitting
and you will be rewarded with
a really awesome gift
(we will announce gift in next week's email)
Management is giving out a really nice gift
to everyone who plays.
Really!
You just said to yourself,
"Self... they are tricking me"!

No we're not

Put your answer on our FaceBook page
to play

(click)

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MESQUITE TRIP

March 25-28

$99
reserves your spot
($480 dbl occupancy)

Don't forget about the
comp BONUS round at
Saddleback

TO REGISTER:
CLICK HERE

For More Info:
CLICK HERE

For absolutely no reason:
(it does nothing)
CLICK HERE

fine print:
Frost delay rewards based on scheduled time vs tee off time
Posted rates for Dec-Jan are for 18-hole green fees with cart
There is no additional discount for 9-hole play
There is no additional discount for walking
There is no way to stick out your tongue and blink one eye
Did you just try it?
For Winter course conditions: check out our scrolling news at
www.saddlebackgolf.com
If we are closed, we will try to let you know of any courses
in the area that are open
YEAH, we are that nice
See ya on the links!

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