Vets, Let's, Bets, and Pets

Vet Special

If you are a veteran
and you fought for our side...
here is your deal

All of November

Vets' special
Green Fee and Cart
(same as last year)
$29

Buddy of a Vet, Deal
(playing with a vet)
$40

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Holiday Party?

(Grampa Bardeen punkin' carving of Manning getting sacked)

Rent our Pavilion for your party!
Christmas
Hanukkah
Festivus
Kwanzaa
Great rates
Book your party now
Call Lanna at 720.937.3375
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Mesquite Trip 2015
March 25-28
$480
3 nights hotel
3 rounds of golf

Sign up now
and get
a comp green fee and cart
at Saddleback

We don't make a penny coordinating this trip...
we do it cause it's phun

Lady Friendly!
This is a great trip for everybody.
Matter O Fact: The first 2 to sign up for 2015 trip
were 2 ladies that went last year.
Couples are welcome!

What happens in Mesquite...
is pretty safe to talk about later!

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Free Junior Golf Day!
Green fees and cart

November 2nd and 9th

Details in next week's email!

Fine Print:
Vet's need to bring a copy of DD214 to participate (or similar)
If you have no idea what a DD214 is...
you are a veterinarian.
Bring in a catscan of a dog, just because we love the irony.
(that joke still rocks and we will use it over and over)
Grampa Bardeen didn't actually send us a carving of Manning getting sacked,
but we didn't know how to rotate the picture he sent
and that was the only joke we could think of.
You think you can do better?
Leave a comment on our facebooks, Wisenheimer!
We know that the Free Junior Golf Day is actually 2 days.
What do you think...we are stupid er somethin?
Don't answer that.
See ya on the links!

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