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November Vet Special

YUP
we are famous for this little rascal

Our Vet Special
is for the whole month of November

NOT just one day

The deal rewards our Veterans

Watch future emails for details

the deal is soooo secret,
we can't talk about it, yet

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Grampa Bardeen's
October
Senior Special

100, minus your age=your green fee

This green fee is for as many holes
as you can play in one day

You don't even have to remember how
many you played...

Grampa called us this past week
(he thought he was ordering a pizza, we didn't have the heart to tell him)
shhh

He told us you can
save $5
on his punkin' carvin' kit

just type in code:
FRIEND14
at his website

Click on Grampa's face
to go to his website
and to order!

Don't forget to send us pics
of your jack-o-lanterns
to win some cool crap

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Fall 'Time-Suck' Pass

Time is running out

October-December
Unlimited green fees

$250

* * * * *

Got Party?

We have the venue

For a good time...

call Lanna
720.937.3375

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fine print:
We really haven't worked out the particulars for the VET special
and lied that it is top secret.
We just don't know what we are going to offer this year.
It is always a winner with our Vets.
We will be sure to include a special for the buddies of vets, too.
If you would like to add a cart to your Time-Suck Pass,
add $75 to the total and voila, you got it.
Seriously, if you are looking for a good time, Lanna is your gal.
If you are afraid of girls, call Whitey for an equally good time.
See ya on the links!

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