That's What She Said

How you feel
when some jerk tells you
that your golf prices are
going up!

Saddleback has some new pricing
(not higher)
coming down the pike!

FYYP: 'coming down the pike' is a term that old people use
to let you know that something is 'coming real soon'.
It's OK, get back to your video game

Plus
here are the deals
that are so close
we just tinkled a little pee
in anticipation

Fall TIMESUCK Pass

Unlimited green fees
October-December

$250 cheap

Play a couple holes everyday
or
Play until your bag busts!

Seriously, this pass is great if you have
a whole day to yourself
or
you just have an hour or two to kill

How about that hour you have for lunch?
...squeeze in a quick 4 or 5 holes

You don't pay another penny
for your green fees for 90 days!

If you want the unlimited golf
'con cart' option
give us $325

because...

'by golly' we'll take it!

The gas is on us.
(Oh... if we had a nickel for everytime someone reminded us about our gas)

* * * * *

We will be aerifying our greens
Monday, September 22nd

Because the greens will be less than desirable
we will be running our annual

'Holy' Crap Special

Starts
September 22nd

Weekday
$35
(green fee, cart, beer)

Weekend
$47
(green fee, cart, beer)

Knock off $5 if you just wanna walk!

fine print:
'fyyp' is a term young people use
to further alienate the older generations from their conversations.
It's ok, go back to your Matlock marathon.
Special thanks this week to B3, B4, and B5.
The holy crap special was not necessarily named for the condition of the greens
so much as a condition of your putting. Sorry for any confusion.
See ya on the links!

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