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This Friday September 5th Stand Up Comedian Chris Voth performs at Saddleback One Night Only! Dinner and show $40/person If you want to include 9-holes of golf before the dinner/show $100/couple Golf shotgun at 5pm Dinner/show at 8pm (sharp) No admittance after 7:50 A couple of Chris' appearances on television: 'Last Comic Standing'   'The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson' Here are 2 YouTube links of Chris performing Voth #1   Voth-Craig Ferguson Show Contest of the week: According to Chris... he is a "mid-80's low-handicap golfer" and then gives the punchline... Give us  that  punchline and we will knock $10 off  any couple's package. $90/couple for 'golf-inclusive' package and only $70/couple for 'no-golf' package for 2 (for those of you with poor math skills) Call now to PAY/REGISTER 303.833.5000   FINE PRINT: The punchline for the contest may be found at 3:15 in the first video! How easy is that? If you are not ab...

The Saddleback Family is saddened at the recent passing of  'one of the good guys' Our buddy Shay Bickel  passed away on Sunday.  We will miss him dearly and offer our humble sympathy with others in sorrow Here are a couple of links for Shay's obituary and service details Times-Call                Ahlberg Funeral Chapel and Crematory Times-Call                  Ahlberg Funeral Chapel and Crematory Those we love don't go away they walk beside us every day. Unseen, unheard, but always near. Still loved, still missed and very dear. [unknown] Shay: we will see ya in the blink of an eye, Buddy!

This Friday (August 29th) is the first FOOTGOLF ONLY Friday Night Couples Night 2 FootGolf Green Fees Cart Dinner For 2  $75/couple 5:15 shotgun kickoff Dinner after the round We need to know by Wednesday if you are playing Also Don't forget the September 5th Comedian Night $100 Golf (for 2) Dinner (for 2) & Comedy Show (for 2) Comedian Chris Voth has even appeared on TV (a lot ..if you count the many appearances on COPS!) If you just want to come for the dinner and show $40/person (We call it the NO GOLF OPTION) * * * * * Did you know... Saddleback has a 9-hole evening rate? Just $12 (walking) $18 (riding) Tee Times start at 6pm They fill quickly Call now to book your 9-holes! Seriously, Call Now! * fine print: We need a minimum number of registered players for the FootGolf Couples Night, or we will be forced to postpone or cancel the event. We have no idea wht dinner will be. Call the shop and ask them what the dinner will be and see how many different answers they c...

Let's Dicker! Special We only do this once or twice a year Don't miss your chance to NAME YOUR PRICE FOR GOLF Negotiate what you pay for your tee time this Friday morning *Make a lowball offer *We counter *We meet somewhere in the middle Close the deal (operators are standing by) * * * * * * * * * *   Our New Wedding Page on The Facebooks Just click on the pic to view the debut pages Apparently some people feel that the other facebooks stuff is too silly. We were arguing the point when we were distracted by this picture... We pretty much lost the argument at that point.   * * * * * Wanna win some free crap? 3 New Contests Pick a game and go with it! Game #1   Mashup  (A Word Game)   Make up a word from 'mashing up' other words for example   Tee-brag The guy who casually reminds you that he has had honors at the box all day Fugly freakin' ugly (shot) Goolf the joker in your foursome Funun the guy you always get paired with and...

Let's Dicker! For Next Friday' Morning Golf (August 22nd) NAME YOUR PRICE FOR GOLF     Here is how to play: 1)   Call the shop 2)   Make a lowball offer for morning golf for you, or your group (may be made for green fee, cart, range, or any mix/match) 3)   Our staff will counter your offer (we fire a lot of employees after these horrible negotiations) 4) Negotiate the final cost 5)  Pay for your deal Once the deal is struck... you must pay for your entire package We ain't collectin' from your buddies! We won't fall for that trick, again   * * * * * GLOWBALL This Friday (August 15th) This just in... Dinner will be steak (and some other crap) There are only a couple of spots left Dinner around 6:30 Golf at Dark Moo * * * * * Saddleback Cart Girls Gone Wild! If you haven't seen their latest video CLICK ON THEIR PICTURE   fine print: Dicker Deal must be paid upon successful negotiation. No exceptions Refunds...

Glowball Wanna Golf in  the dark? Because glowball golf in the day would be stupid (we will have to try it) Glowball is this Friday Dinner about 6:30ish Golf at darkish $100/couple Don't forget about the Chris Voth COMEDIAN NIGHT on September 5th!!! or do, we don't care * * * * * Running Of The Ducks (a duck race love story) The premiere race raised about $700 in its debut run, today We would love to help your event raise money, too! Click on the Duck to see todays' maiden voyage * * * * * Skipper Contest Footgolf 1) Skip a soccer ball across one of our ponds 2) Upload video evidence on our facebooks   3) Win fabulous cash and prizes we make up (click on the picture above to see a  failed  attempt) This just in... We will offer the same reward for traditional golfers Skip your golf ball across one of our golf hole lakes provide video proof on the facebooks Win some crap! Golf hole lakes only!!! * * * * * Speaking of Contest Winners remember, we ...

We are heading to a Wedding Expo and thought we would build a beautiful little canopy for our pretty little booth... Here is our inspiration       FREAKIN' NAILED IT! Nice job, Jenelle!

Stop Monkeying Around  call the shop & register for GLOWBALL If you only golf once in the dark... CONTEST:  we wrote that freakin' tagline like 4 hours ago and can't think of a phunny punchline... if you can come up with the perfect ending for our tagline we will reward your genius with 30 days of green fees!  We will pick one winner at random & we will pick one that we think is the funniest We won't reveal which is which so that you can feel either really clever or really lucky You choose Write your tagline ending on our facebook page to enter Friday, August 15th LIMITED SPACE AVAILABLE Dinner at 6:30 Golf at dark $100/couple includes:  Dinner for 2 2 LED golf balls 2 green fees (9-holes)  cart for 2  * * * * * The next BIG EVENT NIGHT will be on September 5th Saddleback presents CHRIS VOTH (as seen on TV) We had Chris here about 5 years ago Since then, he is all 'Mr Famous'  (ewww!) and has even appeared on late-night television Don'...