Millard Fillmore Day WHUH?

Millard Fillmore Day
June 7th

8am shotgun

If you just asked yourself...
"self, why do I care about this guy"?

Because
we are trying
to
'Fill More' tee times
on a Saturday morning
and we needed a mascot

Fillmore....voila!

13th president
(Sort of a d-bag-Supported slavery)

Consistently ranks top 10
suckiest presidents ever

This deal will be one
of our top 10
(not on the suckey side)

Here is the Deal
(for 2 players)

Green Fee
Cart Fee
Golf hat
Lunch
Drink
Games

$114
prepaid, only!!!

Call the shop
or
click here to pay

Limited # of spots
available

* * * * *
Not into politics?

How about
some primo clubs
'on the cheap'?

our auction ends Sunday
(tomorrow)
May 25th at 5 pm

no mins, no reserves

Stop by and bid NOW
or
come by before 5pm
tomorrow

Fine print (because we need it):
Comp drink = your first draught beer
(or soft drink)
No other tee times will be available June 7
No passes!!!
No whigs
If you need to cancel,
we will issue a raincheck.
Rainchecks will not include
this entire package deal
and will only be applicable to
future green fees and cart fees
(no hat, no lunch, no dice....)
$114 is for 2 players
not $114 each
(before you ask because it is ridiculously cheap)
If you want to be the last bid...
be here at 5pm tomorrow.
Auctioneer will ask for final bids
beginning at 5pm
see ya on the links!

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