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Golf Saddleback Next Saturday...or Terrorism Wins!

If you don't golf Saddleback
this Saturday...

 Terrorism Wins!!!

Don't let the terrorists win!

 Golf on Saturday
(June 7th)

Millard Fillmore Day

(8am Shotgun)



Package Priced for 2 players
$114 (prepaid)
 
2 green fees and cart

 Lunch
 Logo Golf Hats
Draught Beers
&
a couple of on-course games
($170 value for only $114)
Call the shop to book 303.833.5000

We need to FillMore 
tee times

(these jokes are awesome)

No other times will be available on June 7th

* * * * *
SuperRob 'Treehugger' Flemming
has announced plans to re-deux
the driving range complex
If you have some input for
SuperRob
(cheaper range balls is not what he wants to hear)
Get your wishes to him
(Note: he will just shake his head like he is listening...he aint)

Fine Print:
No passes/coupons apply on Saturday morning
for this tournament
Our staff will need to be schooled on ringing your entry in.
Tell them the staff code is Millard Fillmore and to ring you in
as if you were standing in front of them and you are ready to go.
They will probably give you a little attitude and may even 'huff'
Ignore them....we really don't pay them enough to expect more.
This is a prepaid package, only.
No walk ons and no other times will be available on Saturday.
8am shotgun.
Rainchecks/cancellations will be for golf and cart, only,
not entire package.
See ya on the links!

#funnygolf #saddlebackgolf #morons #golfdeal

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