Expo, Mesquite, Party

Going to the golf Expo
in February?

Buy your $2
discount pass
for only $3
while supplies last

Teaser:
If you liked last years'
NO BULL DEAL
you are gonna love
this years' deal.
We are hooking up
with a 3rd course
at the EXPO.

Imagine 1 great deal with

3 awesome courses!
We will give you more info
in the weeks to follow

* * * * *

Mesquite Trip
March 19th-22nd

Last Call!
We are sending
the deposits on Tuesday

If you are going,
we need your moolah,
NOW!
call the shop...
operators are standing by

FINE PRINT:
We hope you got the first joke that we are selling
$2 discounts at the Expo for $3.
Actually, we have $2 discount cards
in the shop that are FREE.
We only have a limited number of these available
and when they are gone....well, they are gone.
I guess we didn't need to tell you that when they are gone, they are gone.
What else could they be...once they are gone?
We really are hookin' up with Highland Meadows
and our buddies at Todd Creek again.
This could be our proudest moment.
That was kind of a sad thought that this could be
our proudest moment.
We were proud of our bev cart girls making it through 2013
without totalling any carts.
We were proud of our Managements' sobriety,
even if only for a couple of days.
Still, we are proud to present
a really cool trio of courses and a huge deal for 2014.
Get your deposits in for Mesquite.
Don't call us on Wednesday crying that you didn't know.
We will set up our cocktail gathering for the Mesquiteers
in the very near future.
We will keep you posted.
WIth a little favorable weather..... See ya on the links!

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