"Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner" Dance Lesson, Golf & Dinner

THIS FRIDAY
"...Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner..."
COUPLES EVENT
GOLF, DINNER & DANCE LESSON

$70

PER COUPLE
($80, after Tuesday)

9-HOLES OF GOLF-6PM
DINNER-8:15
DANCE LESSON-8:45

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JUST FOR PHUN:
One of our besties sent us this link for a funny video.
It is 'pretty-much' safe for all ages to view.
We have to publicly say that
we are against this type of golf behavior.
Privately, it is crap
we are guilty of enjoying, too.
Enjoy!

CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO-EPIC GOLF FAILS

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FINE PRINT:
Call the shop before Tuesday evening and save $10 on the
Friday night couples' event.
The price goes to $80 on Wednesday.
We need a minimum of 10 couples for the dance lesson.
We are not sure what type of dance lesson it will be...
You may learn how to dance and put yourself through College.
Also, we have no idea what dinner will be, so stop asking.
Actually, keep asking our staff.
We like them to be on edge and uninformed.
They don't read this crap, anywho, and they are supposed to.
The video link is family-friendly, with exception to some comedic golf violence.
You should watch it and judge for yourself if your kids are stable enough to watch.
Thanks to Kenny D for the link.
Speaking of links...see ya on them!

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