Monkey Bizness Day and Glowball Nights

COUPLES GLOWBALL

Friday
August 9th
Dinner at 6:45
Golf at dark (8:15 ish)

$80
per couple
(includes dinner, golf, 2 glow balls)

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Monkey-Bizness Day
FRIDAY AUGUST 2nd

Golf without rules:
free tosses, free kicks, no dress codes,
tee up the ball on the fairway if you want
play in your bare feet, bring more than 14 clubs,
talk in your friend's backswing, play 2 balls,
don't count all of your strokes (just the good ones),
listen to loud music, play as a 5-some,
wear your favorite 'wife-beater' t-shirt and 'Daisy Duke' shorts,
forget 'pace of play', skip a hole or two,
????????????
(it truly is pandemonium)

$20
(Free Cart With Package)
All the golf you can play from 1:45-3:45
We will just throw you out on the course
at 1:45 ish
You pick the hole to start on and
GO!
call the shop for one
of the limited number of t-times available

Fine Print:
Glowball Night Dinner will start about 6:45...about!
Additional glowballs will be available for sale that night.
Monkey-Bizness Day is an experiment!
Plus, we have other crap planned and we are trying to maximize
the dollars for "the suits" in a very small window.
It's a profit thing!
All golfers have to be off the course by 3:46.
That is the only rule we will strictly enforce...with great penalty.
Oh yeah, and the alcohol regulations are always in place! Nice try.
Just for the record: We can make up other rules, too, as we need them.
Again...nice try!
See ya on the links!

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