Ferris Bueller Day
(Part Deux)
This Friday
June 7th
Shotgun start at 7:45am
$35
includes:
Green fee
Cart fee
Warm-up range balls
Taco Bar lunch (open 10-11:52am)
Call the shop to register/pay
No passes, coupons, or other discounts accepted.
No other times will be available for Friday
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Glowball!
Friday June 14th
Registration has begun
Sign up before June 8th
$70/couple
$80 after June 8th
Dinner at 7pm
Golf at dark
Friday June 14th
Registration has begun
Sign up before June 8th
$70/couple
$80 after June 8th
Dinner at 7pm
Golf at dark
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Demo Day Bash
Thursday, June 6th
1 - 6pm
Titleist, Ping, Adams, TaylorMade
$5 entry
Includes:
cocktail of choice
Drive, Chip, Putt contest
3 drives, 3 chips, and 3 putts
(using demo clubs)
Winner receives putter or wedge of choice!
Thursday, June 6th
1 - 6pm
Titleist, Ping, Adams, TaylorMade
$5 entry
Includes:
cocktail of choice
Drive, Chip, Putt contest
3 drives, 3 chips, and 3 putts
(using demo clubs)
Winner receives putter or wedge of choice!
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Junior Group Lessons and Junior League start
This Wednesday
Jr. Group Lessons are Wednesdays and Fridays
9am, 10am, and 11am
$10 per session
(or 8 lessons for $69)
Junior Group Lessons and Junior League start
This Wednesday
Jr. Group Lessons are Wednesdays and Fridays
9am, 10am, and 11am
$10 per session
(or 8 lessons for $69)
Junior League-Wednesdays at noon.
$10 includes: green fees, instruction, and scoring
$4 junior lunch special available to leaguers
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$10 includes: green fees, instruction, and scoring
$4 junior lunch special available to leaguers
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FINE PRINT:
We have a big tourney Friday afternoon and are shamelessly trying to
maximize profits for The Suits with the Ferris Bueller Day offer.
You have to be off the course cause we need your cart before noon.
The taco bar will be closed at 11:51am
for no particular reason.
We will have a contest for best decorated cart in the glowball night
Start thinking about how to best shine.
Glowball registration is limited to the first 72 players to PAY!
This event always sells out. Don't wait to call, Goober!
Demo Dash cocktail for those participants 21/over.
Did we really need to tell you that?
We will substitute a sodee pop for minors, but not miners.
Demo Day Bash prize must be from "on-hand' stock.
No substitutions (order/special order) for wedge/putter prize!
Despite the sad baby pic, JR lesoons are quite enjoyable...
we just love this little rascal and wanted to show him again.
Uranus prank of the week:
We believe that our staff doesn't read this crap we send out, so...
If you are the first person to play this prank on our staff,
we will reward you with a warmup bucket of range balls.
When you are at our counter (for whatever reason)
look at our staff and say the magic word:
"URANUS"
When they stare back at you with a blank stare
tell them to read their stupid emails and give you your free range balls.
Obviously, this is only good for the next couple of visitors, until our staff catches up.
Thanks for playing, and as always...
See ya on the links!
We have a big tourney Friday afternoon and are shamelessly trying to
maximize profits for The Suits with the Ferris Bueller Day offer.
You have to be off the course cause we need your cart before noon.
The taco bar will be closed at 11:51am
for no particular reason.
We will have a contest for best decorated cart in the glowball night
Start thinking about how to best shine.
Glowball registration is limited to the first 72 players to PAY!
This event always sells out. Don't wait to call, Goober!
Demo Dash cocktail for those participants 21/over.
Did we really need to tell you that?
We will substitute a sodee pop for minors, but not miners.
Demo Day Bash prize must be from "on-hand' stock.
No substitutions (order/special order) for wedge/putter prize!
Despite the sad baby pic, JR lesoons are quite enjoyable...
we just love this little rascal and wanted to show him again.
Uranus prank of the week:
We believe that our staff doesn't read this crap we send out, so...
If you are the first person to play this prank on our staff,
we will reward you with a warmup bucket of range balls.
When you are at our counter (for whatever reason)
look at our staff and say the magic word:
"URANUS"
When they stare back at you with a blank stare
tell them to read their stupid emails and give you your free range balls.
Obviously, this is only good for the next couple of visitors, until our staff catches up.
Thanks for playing, and as always...
See ya on the links!
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