You R Young, Fabulous, and Broke

You are:
Young, Fabulous, & Broke

Between the ages of
18-26
Your age is your green fee!

some restrictions apply
get used to it

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Couples' Friday Night
Swingers Golf

Friday July 5th
"Beer & Wine & 9"
Golf at 6pm
Dinner after golf
Beer and Wine Tasting at Dinner

$70
Per Couple

Register now and save $10

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FAMILY GOLF
EVERY NIGHT
AT 6PM

2 OUT OF 3 CHILDREN DON'T HAVE
LOVING PARENTS.

LOVING PARENTS
CARE ENOUGH TO INTRODUCE
THE GAME OF GOLF TO THEIR KIDS

$25

FOR A FAMILY OF 4

(INCLUDES CARTS)

$25 FOR ALL 4

NOT PER PERSON

Fine Print:
The PAY YOUR AGE rate is available weekdays (anytime)
and after 2pm on weekends and holidays.
Normal cart rates apply.
Consider walking.
You need to exercise your young bodies a little bit...
something other than that dirty dancing.
Couples Night TASTING is only available for 21 and over.
Did we really need to mention that?
YES
If you are not 'of age' you may still participate,
Just not in the 'booze' portion.
This is intended to be a tasting, not a drunk-fest.
The drunk-fest isn't scheduled until October.
No cancellations/refunds after July 3rd,
unless it is US cancelling YOU!
Family Golf Night is every night!
Yes, it is only $25/family of 4.
You must have a Junior (<18) in the group.
5-Somes are allowed.
$5 more for the 5th player, $5 more if you require an additional cart.
This rate is for those of you who have exceeded the government'
allotment of 2 children.
T-times fill fast, call now.
You may book your t-times up to 2 weeks out.
See ya on the links!

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