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FRIDAY NIGHT COUPLES NIGHT   (The Swingers) Kicks off this Friday, May 3rd Shotgun start at 5:30 T-Bone Dinner    Immediately after the round $70 Per Couple Includes: green fees, cart, dinner     Register online! CLICK HERE to go to secure online registration (link available online until Tuesday evening)     * * * * * Mothers Day SUNDAY May 12th Mom Plays for free with accompanying paid green fee! BONUS: If you don't have any kids yet but you are pregnant you play for free, too! Plus, if you deliver while playing, Saddleback will throw in a one-year supply of diapers! Cart not included but  not mandatory. T-times available 14 days in advance     A copy of this offer is required to participate If your friend needs a copy, forward this email to her It is our underhanded scheme to get her email address, too. One comp green fee per email address to qualify * * * * * ONLY A COUPLE OF WEEKS LEFT TO SIGN...

We had a bet with THE SUITS that you didn't care HOW the loyalty program works ...just that it does We lost... THE SUITS WON (over 250 of you actually care) We don't mind so much that they won, it's their disgusting display of victory that bothers us. We secretly video taped one of THE SUITS actually celebrating their victory. To witness this disgusting display of poor sportsmanship CLICK HERE * * * * *   On a lighter note... LESSONS WITH SCOOTER (P.G.A. NUT) JUNIOR LESSONS start April 24th (4pm) ADULT LESSONS start April 25th (9am & 11am) For more lesson info (rates and times)  CLICK HERE or give 'His Scoot-ness' a call 970.556.8278 (cell) 303.833.5000 (proshop) * * * * * NEED A DATE NIGHT? Season Opener 'Couples Golf Night' Friday, May 3rd 5:30 pm (shotgun) "THE SWINGERS" events are couples nights where golf is social and always includes dinner and games $70 per couple (all inclusive) Call now to pay/register May 3rd dinner will b...

Play our JUST FOR PHUN survey game CLICK HERE FOR SURVEY * * * * * WHO CARES Item 1: If you played in our NCAA March Madness bracket and didn't win... you probably don't care who won or what they won. BUT Congratulations, JJRock3Boysteeup * * * * *  Item 2: 'The Suits' seem to think you care about HOW our loyalty program works. The staff asks, WHO CARES? We have a little wager with 'The Suits'. If you really 'give a hoot' about the Nuts and Bolts of our loyalty program CLICK HERE (DON'T CLICK UNTIL YOU HAVE READ THE WARNING BELOW!) If you could care less and only know that you accumulate points towards free stuff please do nothing! * * * * *  Fine Print: Congrats to JJ.... for the bracket win with an impressive 99.6 (not sure what 99.6 means...%?) We are trying to figure out your prize. Probably something out of lost and found. We will track the number of 'click-thrus' to the loyalty program BS. It is soooo long winded...

Tax Day Special April 15th Free Range Balls (if you filed) Comp Cart (if you paid over $100 to State or Federal) * * * * * FAMILY SPECIAL $25, per family (includes carts) up to 4 players Only $25 for the whole group for as many as 9-holes of GOLF Must have a junior to qualify for this deal Add a 5th player for just 5 bucks more (plus additional cart fee, if required) 6PM nightly * * * * * Veterans Helping Veterans Now & Knights of Columbus Two great tournaments coming up!            Click on either logo to get more information. These tournaments are open to the public and both support great causes. * * * * * Fineast of printcasticust: Sorry, I was just watching Harry Potter. Our last email had a little Freudian Slip... We said "State OF Federallies" We meant "State OR Federallies" Speaking of Freudian Slip, if you want to hear a great joke, (inappropriate for print) call Whitey. He will share his vulgar joke with you...