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Some of our favorite phrases 2013 "If this is all there is to life.... It's a little under-whelming" (14 year old golfer) "Nobody cares how good you play... they care how fast you play" (middle-aged lady golfer)   One of our senior golfers heard we had a special for young adults where their age was their green fee. "Why don't you do something like that for us?" * * * * * SPRING PASS  2014 Goes On Sale Wenesday January 1st $225  unlimited green fees until March 31st $300  unlimited green fees riding pass fine print: On a personal note... The answer to the next question is "Apparently Not" I was telling a friend of my mine how I successfully finished the P90X exercise program. She asked "Wow, did it work?" Have a safe and Happy New Year! We are making a big announcement next week about a new coop deal with some friends in the bidness! See ya on the links

You have been a good boy! click on the picture to go to our online store for gift cards You don't even have to put on underpants $50, $75, $100, $200 If one of these isn't the right size, just call the shop... we can hook-u-up The first 10 customers to buy a $200 gift card... get a  FREE hat (of your choice) from any hat in the shop. Even if that hat is on another customer... we will grab that hat for you Offer only good this week! Click on picture below for the  Good Girl Gift Card  Link It is the same as the boys that are lying about being good * * * *  * Dutch Auction 80% off merchandise This Tuesday (December 17th) 90% off Xmas Eve Tuesday   FINE PRINT: You dont have to buy a gift card for yourself... you could buy one for a friend or loved one. Free hat of choice offer ends Sunday December 22nd Or with 10 hats rewarded. FREE SHIPPING ON GIFT CARDS. Big whoopty dew, it's a freakin' stamp. There are still a number of great ...

'Last Call' Holiday Party Last minute bargains are still available Pretend that you remembered to plan the party We wont tell a soul call Lanna Booker 720.937.3375 book your event, now! Seriously, Now! * * * * * Broncos Titans (December 8) game day deal $54 green fee cart lunch draught (no coupon needed) * * * * * GOT GIFT CARD? we do! Any amount $1 to One Million $ Get your golfer what they really want for Christmas Stop by the proshop (or) just give us a call We will mail 'out-o-town' gift cards fo' free * * * * * Tightwad Tuesday! The Dutch Auction continues Merchandise will be 60% off this Tuesday (December 3rd) Prices are dropping 10% every Tuesday until the item sells! Clothing, Clubs, and more Non-sucky Stuff Christmas Eve-90% off Also, Don't Miss: Rental Sets For Sale! not part of Dutch Auction.... just really really cheap! * * * * * RESULTS OF November VET'S MONTH Army- 139 (Repeat champs) Air Force- 108.8 Navy- 91.8 Coast Guard- 76.6...

This weeks' Schtuff to be thankful for.... Thanksgiving Day Special we used to call this the "get your butt out of mom's kitchen so she can get the bird done, special" but that was waaaaay too wordy $25 per person  (includes cart) 25 bucks for as many holes as you want to play 9-holes, 18-holes, 5 holes, ??? How about 4 players for $100? Don't get all sensitive about us making our employees work on Thanksgiving. We hired an orphan. His dinner at the orphanage isn't until later in the evening after a full day of picking your pockets Golf before your big feast or come work off your own bloated carcass * * * * * JOKE OF THE WEEK! A customer sent us a joke It is a link to the new Health Care Website Click Here Once there, just click on the 'APPLY NOW' button It's pretty cute! * * * * * Thanks-Dutch Auction: 50% off merchandise this Tuesday!!! fine print: For weather updates and course conditions www.saddlebackgolf.com Look for the scrolling ne...

Just for PHUN We made a stupid video a while back and we were asked to share it again. Click here (it will take you to the Youtubes) or go to  http://youtu.be/hKgCwsS_mtM BTW: We will be making  some more videos for your perusal. Some will be stupid (obviously) Some will be informative (really) and  Some will be generated from your requests (also, really) If you have a question or a suggestion for a short video, drop us a line on our facebook page. Be nice... kids read this crap, too! * * * * * Bronco Deal  November 24th vs Patriots $54 Green fee, cart, Santiago's burrito, and a draught Click Here To Get The Coupon you gotta have the coupon to get the deal * * * * * MESQUITE TRIP Over 20 people have registered for the Mesquite trip (March 19-22) The suits said they will continue to comp a green fee for everybody who registers. Registration will only be open for only a short time longer. As low as $450 for 3 nights and 3 rounds (based on double...

Tom Cruise Golf Special All of November (actually we will honor this one, anytime)  $100 green fee, cart, and lynch Must play with 3 Vets If you survive... we will refund $1 * * * * * VETS SPECIAL ALL OF NOVEMBER 2013 $29 green fee, cart, lunch Buddies of a VET play for just $40 (includes buddy' lunch, too) * * * * * Next Sunday November 17th Game of the Season Broncos vs Chefs Get your 'golf on' before the 6:30 kickoff $54 includes: green fee, cart, Santiagos' burrito, and a draught beer CLICK HERE FOR GAME DAY COUPON you gotta have the coupon to get the deal we don't want every Johnny-come-lately getting your deal since you go to all the trouble of reading this crap every week * * * * * The Dutch Auction Calendar 2013 (Tuesdays) November 12th-30% off November 19th-40% off November 26th-50% off December   3rd-60% off December 10th-70% off December 17th-80% off December 24th-90% off select merchandise-come see what all is included clubs, rentals, clothing, he...

What is the plural of Ignoramus? We are pretty sure one of our customers used the wrong 'plural' to describe our staff as a whole  (our new OSHA approved hard hats) Ignoramuses or Ignorami? Cast your vote on our facebook page and be entered to win a 'random-draw' contest for some free golf * * * * * Game Day Special Sunday, November 10th Broncos  VS CHARGERS (2:25 kickoff) Green Fee, Cart Breakfast Burrito  and a draw $54 Click Here For Coupon * * * * * Tuesday, November 5th THE DUTCH AUCTION will be at 20% off (Tuesday, November 12th-30% off) * * * * * VETS MONTH NOVEMBER Veterans play for just $29 Anytime Green fee, cart, lunch ALL OF NOVEMBER NOT JUST ONE DAY! BUDDY OF A VET $40 if playing with a Vet * * * * * FINE PRINT: Nobody really called us ignoramussies, but they thought it. We just needed a reason for a contest. I guess that really does makes us the most ignoramussiest. We will randomly draw a winner(s) from total of entries. Y...

Dutch Auction Starts Tuesday Merchandise will be 10% off (October 29th) 10% 'more-off' every Tuesday until Xmas Eve Xmas Eve-90% off * * * * * Veterans' Month NOVEMBER ...because Vets need more than a 1 day special Green Fee, Cart, and Lunch $29 Are you the Buddy of a Vet? $40 (Gotta be playing with a vet) * * * * * Mesquite Trip in March The suits gave us another 8 rounds for the next 8 players who register for the Mesquite trip. If you want more info about the trip CLICK HERE * * * * * Holiday Party? We only have a couple weekend dates available (or) book a weekday event and save a ton-o-dough Call Lanna Bookings 720.937.3375 Fine Print: The Dutch Auction features select items from inventory. Some manufacturers do not allow discounts. We couldn't resist the Dutch Party Girl pic. Yes, we are aware of every stereo-type it depicts. In our defense.... It is the place you get arrested for growing plants, but not arrested for smoking them? 10% 'more-off' v...

October 27th Pregame golf Special   Redskins V. Broncos 2:25 pm kickoff $54 includes: Green Fee, Cart, Burrito and a beer Click here for  Coupon MUST HAVE COUPON TO PARTICIPATE!  * * * * * Book Your Holiday Party Now Let us handle the clean-up We still have a few dates open Book an evening  weekday  party  and really save some $$$ Call Lanna 720.937.3375 to reserve your date * * * * * Mesquite Trip (March 19-22) Just for PHUN! Falcon Ridge (One of the three courses we will play) $450  3 nights hotel 3 rounds of golf The Suits have given us the "GO AHEAD" for... ...the next 10 golfers to register will receive a complimentary round at Saddleback The first 10 received this same great deal! * * * * * October 29th  Dutch Auction Begins Merchandise 10% off   November 5th-20% off November 12th-30% off ...  (AND SO ON) Until December 24th 90% off * * * * * fine print: You gotta have a coupon for the Game Day Deal. Ju...

Contest Weiner! Congratulations to Jerry Hill! Jerry chose 'Hybrid' Peyton-Elway in our facebook game. Jerry's name was randomly drawn for a comp 2-some green fee and cart good for the next two weeks * * * * * Closeout Sale We will be kicking off our Annual Dutch Auction on October 29th Merchandise will be at 10% off. Prices drop 10% every Tuesday until December 24th when the discount will reach 90% off! Mark your calendars (or don't, we don't care)   * * * * *   Vacation Get Away Saddleback' Mesquite Trip (March 19-22) registration is open! $100 deposit reserves your spot $450 (total) includes 3 nights Hotel and 3 rounds of golf Plus... the next 2 people to register receive a comp round at Saddleback * * * * * Bronco Game Email Golf Deal October 20th Denver vs Colts 6:30 pm game Green fee, cart, burger/fries, & a draw $54 Must have a copy of this offer from your email address Not on our email? Register now for future weekly specials * * * * * ...

Don't Be Such A Drama Queen You still have time to get the FALL PASS Unlimited Green Fees for the rest of 2013 only $225   add cart $75 Don't pay another penny for golf this year! This is a great gift idea for the golfer in your house or.... a great way to get them out of your hair for a little while * * * * * This Weeks' survey/contest Your favorite Bronco QB? Elway           Manning  or the hybrid? Go to our facebook page and vote. We will draw names from your voting and award some golf crap GOLF SPECIAL October 13th Bronco/Golf special Green Fee, Cart, Breakfast Burrito and a Draught Beer $54 with a copy of this email addressed to you Not on our Email List? Quit messin' around and get on it, Goober! fine print: 'add cart' means $75 more, not $75 total. Nice try. How much golf can you play? Did you consider that the pass allows you to play as many holes as time allows after work... even if you don't have time for 9 holes? Th...

Bronco Sunday Golf Special October 6th Green Fee Cart Breakfast Burrito Beer $54 Email subscribers, only Must have a copy of this offer from your email address. Don’t have one? Sign up today online or at our front counter. This just in... oh just kidding we have been sitting on this for a year FALL PASS UNLIMITED GOLF October 1st-Dec 31th (Did you just try to say thirty-firth?) ONE LOW PRICE You don't pay another penny for golf in 2013 Walking $225 Riding $300 Saddleback Mens Club/Ladies league (SWGA) $270 for riding pass (10% savings) Hopefully, you got the Penny joke

 $50 This Sunday! Green Fee Cart Lunch Prizes Customer Appreciation Day 8am shotgun Lunch at 12:37 You have plenty of time to play golf, eat lunch, get some cool swag, and still see the Bronco game kickoff Call the shop, now! Limited # of spots This is not a tournament No pressure Just play! FINE PRINT: We got no time for no fine print Call the shop, Goober See ya on the links!

Customer Appreciation Day Next Sunday September 29th Registration is now open  to everybody Green Fee Cart Fee Dinner Gifts $50 cheap $25  for pass holders 8am shotgun Call the shop to register/pay * * * * * Happy Holidays yes, it is right around the corner   Book Your Holiday Party at Saddleback Reserve The Pavilion Now! Family gathering Corporate Event Celebrate the Season & Let us handle the cleanup! Contact Lanna for bookings 720.937.3375 * * * * * MESQUITE! March 19th-22nd This is one of the par 3s at Conestoga... one of the courses we will be playing If you are one of the next 5 players to register, you will receive a Comp green fee with cart at Saddleback Flyers for this trip are available in the clubhouse. Please pay with cash or check. because we do not make a penny coordinating this trip... The suits don't want to pay the credit card fees for processing your deposits. cheap sonsaguns! fine print: Dinner for Customer Appreciation Day (C.A....