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Veterans Month and Clothes Encounters of the Best Kind


Dutch Auction
Starts Tuesday



Merchandise will be
10% off (October 29th)
10% 'more-off' every Tuesday
until Xmas Eve
Xmas Eve-90% off
* * * * *
Veterans' Month
NOVEMBER



...because Vets need more
than a 1 day special

Green Fee, Cart, and Lunch
$29

Are you the Buddy of a Vet?
$40
(Gotta be playing with a vet)
* * * * *

Mesquite Trip in March



The suits gave us another 8 rounds
for the next 8 players who register
for the Mesquite trip.

If you want more info about the trip
CLICK HERE

* * * * *

Holiday Party?



We only have a couple
weekend dates available
(or)
book a weekday event
and
save a ton-o-dough

Call Lanna Bookings 720.937.3375


Fine Print:
The Dutch Auction features select items from inventory.
Some manufacturers do not allow discounts.
We couldn't resist the Dutch Party Girl pic.
Yes, we are aware of every stereo-type it depicts.
In our defense....
It is the place you get arrested for growing plants,
but not arrested for smoking them?
10% 'more-off' vs 'more-ons'
You know we prefer the term more-ons.
We know who we are!
For the VETS special, we ask that you present
your DD214 (or similar) to participate.
We would also prefer that you fought for our side.
If you are the Buddy Of A Vet, we will allow the
Vet to vouch for you.
No further proof of your buddy-ness is required.
Like we have told you before...
if you do not know what a DD214 is
you are probably a Veterinarian and you don't
quailfy for the VETS special.
The VETS special is for any/every day in November!
Lanna's last name is not really Bookings,
but it would really make us laugh if you
referred to her, as such.
She never reads this crap and she will be a little
pissy if we can start this trend.
Thanks for participating in our stupid little jokes.
See ya on the links!

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