Halloweiners and Vet Special

We were gonna dig out the center of some hot dogs and have a 'hollow-weiner' special,
but the tines we used for aerating greens
just ground up the dogs. Yick!

Halloween Deal1) Come in costume Next Wednesday
2) Pay for a green fee
C) We will comp your cart fee!

November Veteran' Special
(a one day special stinks, you deserve a month of special)

Starting Thursday, November 1stVets$29Green Fee, Cart Fee, Lunch

Buddy of a Vet (must have a Vet in the group)
$40Green Fee, Cart Fee, Lunch

We will be putting up our
"Veteran Players Award Tote Board"
To see who best REPRESENTS their branch

Get your buddies together and try to
capture the flag from
ARMY!

FINE PRINT:
Sharing an eyepatch does not qualify for the Halloween special.
It has to be a bona fide costume, or at least something that has a funny explanation.
If you gave it enough thought, it will probably pass Randis' smell test.
Exlcudes passes or any other offer that does not require a green fee purchase.
The Vets' November Special is the same as past years.
To participate, you must have proper ID.
We recommend you bring a copy of your DD214.
If you have no idea what a DD214 is...you are probably a Veterinarian.
(I still like that joke)
We also would prefer that you fought for our side.
The 'Buddy of a Vet' needs no proof of 'buddy-ship'. The Vet can vouch for you.
By the way, there is no such thing as the Saddleback Veteran Players Award. Sorry. We just made that up.
But, we are definately going to start it this year. Ok, sorry again, that was probably a lie, too.
See ya on the links!

If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun!
Saddleback Golf Club
8631 Frontier Street
Longmont Firestone, CO 80504
Phone: (303) 833-5000
http://www.saddlebackgolf.com

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