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A Holiday Party So Phun....


 

A Company Holiday Party So Good...
You Will Need To Look For A Job The Next Day

Holiday party packages start at
$800
The fat guy in the suit (not Santa) will be paying for it!
Tell him to bring the fun to Saddleback
Sampling of additional services available:

1) Heavy-duty copy machine
for all of your butt Xerox-ing needs

2) A Bouncer to confiscate video/photographic devices

C) Lampshades, for the 'over-50' crowd
that still find that crap funny

4) Sturdier Tables for drunk,
"I shoulda been a dancer", exhibitions

5) List of 10 good reasons to give your boss
"why you won't be able to attend"
or
"why you have to leave early"

6) Retained lawyer for 'harrasment-specific' litigation

7) 'Rent-a-mom' to remind you to leave
and not be the last boy/girl at the party.


  
 Fine Print:
Private parties available, also. (Find your own fat guy)
Don't trust the Bouncer...
just because we pay him to confiscate it, don't mean he will properly dispose of it.
If you didn't understand the Lampshade portion...ask your crazy Uncle.
He probably has it on 8mm.
If we just lost you with the 8mm reference...
look it up in Crazy Uncles' Encyclopedias
(the dusty books above the TV rabbit ears, by the pizza boxes)
Ask for the 'Fireman-themed' event if you want to sneak in dance poles.
You can't be held liable if your employees misuse decorations.
Our attorney said it will cover 'most' allegations.
See ya!

 


If you can't have phun here...you can't have phun!
Saddleback Golf Club
8631 Frontier Street
Longmont Firestone, CO  80504
Phone: (303) 833-5000
http://www.saddlebackgolf.com

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