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Dutch Auction     * * * * * When these greens have snow on them...  we hope to be in Nevada golfing! It is not too late to get loyalty rewards applicable to the Mesquite trip Now is some of the best golfing of the year * * * * *   Party Plans? Call Jenelle for your booking! 303.828.8909 * * * * * Funny Story    from one of our customers (Judy) Judy is a FootGolfer She read our "free relief" posters allowing golfers relief from small staked trees. She thought it meant that you could pee there! (we told her that was exactly what it meant ...   shhh!)     Fine Print: We will be setting up the sales rack by October 29th for the Dutch Auction. The Kiddos of the Pine Ridge Nation will benefit a ton from your generous donations of really nice golf equipment. Thank you, thank you, thank you! The November Vet' Special will kick off on November 1st. The particulars should be in next week's email... should be. We are getting pac...

Nobody Reads my blog

We are sending another load of clubs to the kiddos on the Reservation in South Dakota. If you can help... bring your slightly used clubs, balls, and other golf related items to the course by Wednesday This is one of the coolest things you will ever be a part of... PERIOD! * * * * * 2015  League Players' Special * * * * * Vet's Special is right around the corner NOVEMBER * * * * * Gentle Reminder... Holiday Bookings NOW!      Call Jenelle      for boo kings 303.828.8909 * * * * * * * * * * MESQUITE 2016 Registration is right around the corner The more you play(ed) in 2015 the better your package deal will be! Check your emails for registration/news     fine print: Freakin' Friday Shots are singles, only! Nice try Limited sleeves of balls and cigars. First paid-first served. We reserve the right to change the cigar brand and ball brand, cause that's how we roll! The contributions to the Sioux tribes of South Dakota is out of the goodne...

After The Boys Of Summer Have Gone...

After The Boys of Summer Have Gone... Best Time Of The Year For Golfing Aerification Special What do you do when your greens are awesome? Oct 5th - Oct 9th WE CHANGED THE OFFER FROM 18-Holes to... Unlimited-holes with cart & Lunch $42 cheap One of our besties sent us a video: HOW TO SURVIVE AERIFIED GREENS Click on the link to go to the YouTube video Thanks, Louis Oviedo! * * * * * $300   walking $375  riding The beauty of this pass is that you can play 4 or 5 holes or 50 or 60 holes every day til January Finally...  golf that fits YOUR schedule How many holes can you squeeze in this week? * * * * * It's that time of year! * * * * * Mens' & Ladies' Leaguers 2015 Thank you for another great season! Mondays!  Anytime! * * * * * Holiday Party? Book Now! Dates are filling fast fine print: Leaguers! you gotta do the math if you play on Monday. All you can play for $42 (plus lunch) or stop at 18-holes (no lunch) for just $37? Decisions, decisions. Don'...

What Do You Do When Your Greens Are Perfect?

What Do You Do When Your Greens Are Perfect? October 5th-9th Here is your deal! 18-hole Green Fee Cart Lunch $42 This just in from our Superintendent Rob "Treehugger" Flemming "... I think it is a synergy of fewest inputs with the most agronomical benefit..." (because we use teeny-tiny tines, not like your grandpa used)   * * * * * Video of the week Golf Rules For The Rest Of Us! (just for Phun... click the pic to see the youtube vid)   inside the leather... GIMME! * * * * * Unlimited golf  Oct. 1st-Dec. 31st $300 Jan 1th-Mar 31th $300 (add cart for just $75 more/pass) save $25 if you buy both on the same day  * * * * * Jeff & Ryan Edson Moustache Week Reward: free beer just for wearing this stupid moustache when they checked in (we think it is one of ours) * * * * * We are booking Holiday Parties Contact our Event Planner Jenelle Kiefer NOW! (or don't, we don't care) 303.833.5000 (proshop) Jenellekiefer77@aol.com "Don't come crying to ...

Dads are Moms, too!

Dads are moms, too! Give Scooter a buzz for all the particulars! * * * * * The Fall and Spring Pass are on sale NOW! Each sold separately $300  walking $375 riding (Bundled $575 and $725) * * * * * Moustache Week! (until September 27th) 1. Print this moustache 2. Wear it when you check in 3. Get a comp draught  (with paid green fee & cart) You may also cut the moustache and make eyebrows! That will still count for a comp brew Fine print: A big shout out to our buddy Jeff Bowen! Jeff was in the CGA Senior Mid-Am qualifier... and made the cut. Way to go Jeff! The Fall Pass is good from October 1st until December 31th The Spring Pass is good from Jan 1th until March 31th Save $25 if you buy both passes on the same day If you are a minor, we will substitute a sodee pop for the beer for moustache/eyebrow week. If you are a minor... thank you for your service Sounds like we may be doing a small tine aerification the first week of October. We will run a special. Look for i...

No Aerified Greens

NO AERIFIED GREENS! We haven't even decided if we will aerify this year. Maybe in October... cause who cares in October? Call the shop for tee times 303.833.5000 * * * * * We have expanded our High Noon Special to include weekends! What's the High Noon Special? Thanks, for asking... YES, It is now available weekends! Offer may end when management returns from vacation * * * * * Unlimited golf just $300 ($100/month) with cart $375 (more than $100/month, but we aren't that good at math) FORMERLY THE TIMESUCK PASS Purchase both passes (same day) save $25   * * * * * Short story: Jason had a lady come in for a job interview. He asked what her biggest flaw was. She told him that it was her honesty. Jason told her he didn't think that was really a flaw. She told him she didn't give a s%$* what he thought... She starts on Tuesday!  Fine Print: Even if we aerify the greens, we always use a small tine punch (not the finger-sized holes) that is less destructive to ...

We R Better Than Root Canal

Fall Pass Details coming soon!!! * * * * * September' High Noon 9er Special Noon-2 2 players 9-holes Green Fee, Cart 2 Large Drinks 1 Small Bucket $59 for 2 * * * * * Swingers Finale Call the shop to register! ...or don't   Fine print: The Fall Pass will go on sale at the end of September. We call it Fall because LEAF FALL! The High Noon Special is only available weekdays. We may extend it to weekends Let us know if you just read that and want it on weekends If you didn't read this let us know, too. The couples' Season Finale is this Friday Format: 6-person scramble Golf at 5 Dinner follows the round   See ya on the links!